shojo

So heres the deal, folks. I need something to give my self-esteem a much needed boost, and as Ive been inspired by GeistEditor over at SomethingAwful, I figure thered be no better way to make my penis feel three to four inches longer (in just three weeks!!!!) than by wallowing in the self-righteous and priggish American pastime of telling people that they're fired. It's a really stupid idea, and will make for a totally unfunny journal entry... and besides, I dont really own a company or anything, but who the shit cares!?



So who is first? Right, right, Kenny and Brad. Guess what guys!? Youre fired!


Meet Mark! Mark loves playing Rugby, holding intellectual conversations about politics, and has three seconds to clean out his desk because he's fucking fired!



Look kid, playing cute won't help. You're fired....and fat.



Thats friggen fantastic. Get the fuck out of my office right now before I have security beat the ugly out of you.



Ive had it with you RenFaire loser fucks! Youre fired goddamnit! Both of you!