I am SO sad. 
I hate how family members get greedy when a loved one dies. I am trying to stand up for my part of the family and the greedy ones are being nasty to me. My first reaction would be to say ok...do whatever you want. But I'm not gonna let them run all over us anymore. I know none of this is...
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I hate how family members get greedy when a loved one dies. I am trying to stand up for my part of the family and the greedy ones are being nasty to me. My first reaction would be to say ok...do whatever you want. But I'm not gonna let them run all over us anymore. I know none of this is... Read More
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You guys are not going to believe this. Remember Eviction Chick? Well, she called me today to get a hair appointment. 
I'm not kidding. What the FUCK is she thinking? I don't mean to hold a grudge or anything, but she is responsible for most of my gray hairs. (that I color religiously) damn her. She is supposed to call me back tomorrow to set...
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I'm not kidding. What the FUCK is she thinking? I don't mean to hold a grudge or anything, but she is responsible for most of my gray hairs. (that I color religiously) damn her. She is supposed to call me back tomorrow to set... Read More
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evilwillow:
nah. still sick....but getting better.
dollbabyamy:
this is what you need to do for eviction chick...a HORRID haircut..the worst layered, shaved, colored thing you can imagine.
I'm off to a dart tournament....wish me luck!! 
American Idol is like crack to me.
I wonder if my ex lurks on this site and reads my entries.
I need a new wine opener.
American Idol is like crack to me.
I wonder if my ex lurks on this site and reads my entries.
I need a new wine opener.
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icantplayguitar:
good luck
xricox:
My darts got stolen out of my car a few weeks ago with a some other stuff.
I want my darts back. Grrrrrr!!!!
Your ex is on here? did he join before or after you? creepy.
I want my darts back. Grrrrrr!!!!
Your ex is on here? did he join before or after you? creepy.
For Christmas my mom got me a fancy shmancy wine opener. It's this really cool contraption that you slip over the top of the bottle, pull the lever forward, then pull the lever back and *wallah* your bottle is open! Sounds cool, huh? Well, it was awesomely cool until I was opening a bottle last night. Everything was going as planned...put the thingy on the...
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Sounds cool, huh? Well, it was awesomely cool until I was opening a bottle last night. Everything was going as planned...put the thingy on the... Read More
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hyperboy:
I had the same fucking problem happen with my wine opener.
grrr
grrr
hyperboy:
yes... yes it did. I didn't get hit in the eye... in the chest... course, I had it facing slightly towards me...
I think I need to get the one with the lifetime warranty lol... that Sharper Image one I bought didn't last very long!
I think I need to get the one with the lifetime warranty lol... that Sharper Image one I bought didn't last very long!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! My computer is all fixed up!!!!
It was the power supply after all. damn thing.
American Idol comes on tonight, so nobody better call me in the middle of it. That's right....nobody can call except for evilwillow. So you know what that means, right? That means I got a new phone last night!!!!! This has been a productive two days in the way...
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My computer is all fixed up!!!!
It was the power supply after all. damn thing.
American Idol comes on tonight, so nobody better call me in the middle of it. That's right....nobody can call except for evilwillow. So you know what that means, right? That means I got a new phone last night!!!!! This has been a productive two days in the way...
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magilla:
In truth I have never seen it. 
evilwillow:
CONSTANTINE CONSTANTINE CONSTANTINE!!!!
hell help me......I've lost my mind.
hell help me......I've lost my mind.
Hey ya'll! Still no computer. Dell came out and replaced...oh....everything on the inside of my tower, and still nothing. So now they are going to replace the power supply? Hell, I dunno.
I'm going nutty without it. What the hell did I ever do before the age of home computers? Good news, though...I did finish my book!
I could NOT sleep last night. Seriously...I may...
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I'm going nutty without it. What the hell did I ever do before the age of home computers? Good news, though...I did finish my book!
I could NOT sleep last night. Seriously...I may...
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magilla:
Snoring wakes you? Alas, our love was never meant to be. 
magilla:
Sounds like a freight train. If you ever become deaf, let me know.
OK. so my brand new computer broke. I tried to wake it up this morning...and nothing. Just a faint blinking pulse on the tower. I don't know what happenned to it, but after I leave work today....which is in about 5 minutes...I will be completely cut off from all communication with the world. Because, I ummmm, yeah...I broke the antenna off my cell phone. Shit.
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jikarx:
you sure you didnt get my luck?
and no you dont get my "problem" from yard work..its seems if you have diabeties that is unchecked, my blood sugar was over 500, it leaves you open to all nice little infections..and i got the mother of all ones
and no you dont get my "problem" from yard work..its seems if you have diabeties that is unchecked, my blood sugar was over 500, it leaves you open to all nice little infections..and i got the mother of all ones
jikarx:
love your little birdie pic
thats just about wallpaper material
thats just about wallpaper material
dude. I had my post-op visit with the dr. and. dude. I saw my gallstones. dude. I can't believe how fucking huge one of those fuckers was. dude. I don't know if I'll ever get over the shock.
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blackbart:
Glad you got rid of em, they are much more fun on the outside
flygirl:
damn! thats crazy!
hows the man?
hows the man?
Do you think if I don't rinse my client's bleach out it'll be ok? I'm too busy reading this website to work...yeah...be glad you're not my client right now! 
Just kidding...her hair is fine. *hopefully*
Life is pretty good now. I have a dart tournament this weekend in Alabama. fun fun fun. Can't wait. Haven't thrown much since the surgery, so I may be spectating...
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Just kidding...her hair is fine. *hopefully*
Life is pretty good now. I have a dart tournament this weekend in Alabama. fun fun fun. Can't wait. Haven't thrown much since the surgery, so I may be spectating...
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icantplayguitar:
it'll grow back
hap:
SHMIDOL!
I'm alive. The surgery was a success, I'm told. I'll let you know as I recuperate. Still very sore.
My new computer rocks! I haven't spent much time on it cause of the whole discomfort....blah, but it does very much rock.
I'm going back to work tomorrow. I've scheduled myself a fairly light day with some breaks in between people so maybe I'll make it....
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My new computer rocks! I haven't spent much time on it cause of the whole discomfort....blah, but it does very much rock.
I'm going back to work tomorrow. I've scheduled myself a fairly light day with some breaks in between people so maybe I'll make it....
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deacon_:
Hey you
evilwillow:
answer your phone, woman!!!! I'm glad you're feeling better. and I liked that chick, too.
what about the total FREAK that they told to wear lipstick and panties???!! BWAHAHAHA!
what about the total FREAK that they told to wear lipstick and panties???!! BWAHAHAHA!
To be able to meet a sister I have never met is worth far more to me than any $$... Considering I am an only child... I wish you luck in these dark days.. I have to go to her memorial in 2 weeks, and deal with my father, her son, who was never really a father to me, and not really in my life.. I see a lot of change coming my way...