blowing glass is harder than it looks. 
Been to West Virginia now...only 21 more states to go!
ONLY 3 MORE WEEKS TO GO!!!!!! I still have nothing to wear. I've never been more discouraged. I have been exercising for almost 2 months now, and I'm bigger than ever. How is this possible? If anyone tells me one more time that it didn't show up overnight...
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Been to West Virginia now...only 21 more states to go!
ONLY 3 MORE WEEKS TO GO!!!!!! I still have nothing to wear. I've never been more discouraged. I have been exercising for almost 2 months now, and I'm bigger than ever. How is this possible? If anyone tells me one more time that it didn't show up overnight...
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One of my co-worker's clients walked into our salon, dog in tow. That bastard IMMEDIATELY shit right in the floor. 
Besides the fact that it is illegal to have dogs in a hair salon (unless it is a seeing eye dog, which I seriously doubt a toy poodle would be) but that bitch didn't even ask. Just assumed it would be ok to bring...
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Besides the fact that it is illegal to have dogs in a hair salon (unless it is a seeing eye dog, which I seriously doubt a toy poodle would be) but that bitch didn't even ask. Just assumed it would be ok to bring... Read More
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evilwillow:
everytime I come here to be giddy about the wedding....I read about the dog shit and I get all pissed.
there is obviously something wrong with me.
there is obviously something wrong with me.
evilwillow:
WEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
All this exercisisng...and I'm not really seeing any results. HOW LONG BEFORE I SEE SOME FUCKING RESULTS???? I suppose I feel *stronger* but I also feel bulkier and fatter. I keep hearing that one day it will magically change...but I'm impatient I suppose.
la la la laaaaa la la la aint love grand?
Lake Tahoe and a hot air balloon. Does it get any better?...
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I keep hearing that one day it will magically change...but I'm impatient I suppose.
la la la laaaaa la la la aint love grand?
Lake Tahoe and a hot air balloon. Does it get any better?...
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joshof13thfloor:
Joshie-
(see, i remembered)
Joshie-
(see, i remembered)
evilwillow:
and your cursing outburst was HOT.
I need more time to clean my house. I prefer to spend my time reading/watching tv. So, surely if I had MORE time, I would spend it cleaning....right? I still haven't transferred all my clothes to the new furniture. I'm halfway there I guess. I have too much shit. Somebody HELP ME!!!
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icantplayguitar:
i don't do windows, or floors, or bedspreads,
but a mean bathroom or dishes
but a mean bathroom or dishes
nado:
I'm gonna have a yard sale. Wanna join in?
I am one tired puppy. I worked out this morning after taking a week and a half off. How sad is it that I was done after only 15 crunches? Alas, she made me keep going..... 
Got my stitches out yesterday. Looks pretty good I guess for a big ol gash in my arm. I go back to the Dr. in 4 months for another...
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How sad is it that I was done after only 15 crunches? Alas, she made me keep going.....
Got my stitches out yesterday. Looks pretty good I guess for a big ol gash in my arm. I go back to the Dr. in 4 months for another...
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evilwillow:
bitch.....I can get, like, 12.
evilwillow:
yes. well....the "go" phone...not the other one.
have the number? I'll email it to you.
have the number? I'll email it to you.
I'm back. so that means no jackpot for me in Vegas. Oh well. We had a kick ass time regardless. Watched darts, gambled, saw 2 shows, ate lots of good food...good times. good times.
My appointment with the distributor for my books was excellent. He is very interested...we just have to get them complete on this end....then a pitch to one more guy, then we're...
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My appointment with the distributor for my books was excellent. He is very interested...we just have to get them complete on this end....then a pitch to one more guy, then we're...
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evilwillow:
*getting on*
evilwillow:
YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING GOING TO LAKE TAHOE TO GET MARRIED AND I AM COMING TO WATCH!!!!!
My personal trainer was on vacation this past week and I didn't exercise. 
I'm ashamed of myself!
Going to Vegas next weekend!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!! If I win a big jackpot, I'm going into instant retirement.
On a sad note, tomorrow is the day I go and get more of my arm cut out. Hopefully it won't be more than 6 or 8 stitches.
I...
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I'm ashamed of myself!
Going to Vegas next weekend!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!! If I win a big jackpot, I'm going into instant retirement.
On a sad note, tomorrow is the day I go and get more of my arm cut out. Hopefully it won't be more than 6 or 8 stitches.
I...
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evilwillow:
well, what?
did you win big?
did you win big?
wraith7000:
No, not moving at all...I will be here for at leadt another year with my new jobidness...
I have begun working out with a personal trainer. I never realized I was so WEAK! I mean, I have never been the exercising type, but I'm really active, so I thought I'd pick up this weight training thing no problem......WRONG! I am a lump of out of shape fat globules. But...just look out! I'm gonna be toned and strong before you know it!
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evilwillow:
because you're crazy.
lightsneeze:
That's awesome....where do you work out with your personal trainer??? I need to start something like that. Later hon
I'm a slacker on the update front. so what.
My piece of shit 4 month old Dell Computer is broken. again. My computer guy is looking at it, but it just pisses me off.
My trips have been fabulous! Southern Mississippi was hot as hell, but beautiful. I managed to not leave ALL my money at the casino. Our condo was right on the golf...
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My piece of shit 4 month old Dell Computer is broken. again. My computer guy is looking at it, but it just pisses me off.
My trips have been fabulous! Southern Mississippi was hot as hell, but beautiful. I managed to not leave ALL my money at the casino. Our condo was right on the golf...
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evilwillow:
fuck your computer.
what a piece of shit.
you should eat someone alive over it.
what a piece of shit.
you should eat someone alive over it.
wraith7000:
Yes...my bush is mighty... 
I got a massage today!!! God it felt good on my aching back and shoulders. I have been working some hellacious hours lately cause I'm going out of town this weekend. Yay for me! Come Thursday morning I'm outta here! And THEN I get to go out of town the weekend after that too!
It's hot in here.
My new diet plan is to eat...
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God it felt good on my aching back and shoulders. I have been working some hellacious hours lately cause I'm going out of town this weekend. Yay for me! Come Thursday morning I'm outta here! And THEN I get to go out of town the weekend after that too!
It's hot in here.
My new diet plan is to eat...
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friedbanana:
You must learn tp play bass! How tall are you?
evilwillow:
twice.
So the biopsy on my arm was bad. I have to go back in and have more cut out.
Insurance companies are the devil.
I invited all the mothers in my family over for mother's day yesterday. It was an awesome day! And my mom even gave me a gift...and I'm not a mother. She gave me a beautiful necklace with a pendant made up...
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Insurance companies are the devil.
I invited all the mothers in my family over for mother's day yesterday. It was an awesome day! And my mom even gave me a gift...and I'm not a mother. She gave me a beautiful necklace with a pendant made up...
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devilsplum:
Steve(bf) is sick with some weird sickness. He threw up so much for 8 days straight last time that he lost 35lbs before they put him in the hospital. He got better, a moth or so passed and he suddenly got sick again.
I've been going to work, taking care of his stuff, and going to see him in the hospital every day. He is another town in the hospital so I have a long drive ever night.
I'm super tired.
I've been going to work, taking care of his stuff, and going to see him in the hospital every day. He is another town in the hospital so I have a long drive ever night.
I'm super tired.
devilsplum:
Thanks, I'll tell him you send your regards and get wells and all. 
A nice uplifting story to start your day. 
About 3 weeks ago we went to eat at our favorite Mexican restaurant. On our way out of the parking lot, a man flagged us down. He was an older gentleman, clean cut, a normal looking dad kinda guy. He told us he and his wife were in town, their car had broken down. It was at...
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About 3 weeks ago we went to eat at our favorite Mexican restaurant. On our way out of the parking lot, a man flagged us down. He was an older gentleman, clean cut, a normal looking dad kinda guy. He told us he and his wife were in town, their car had broken down. It was at...
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evilwillow:
well fuck. that was hours later.....I was gone already.
I'm on it NOW....where are YOU?
I'm on it NOW....where are YOU?
fridgemagnet:
Thank you! And sorry about your grandfather. But good that you have such a good guy!
But good that you have such a good guy!
and...yeah. connnnnnstannnntiiiiinnnne.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm seriously going to jump. don't try to stop me.
*falls into sobbing heap*