The other kind of bitching.
So, Shizwife's enjoying having a female dog, because it gives her an excuse to use the word "bitch" more often.
She's calling Corrina a "bitch", and our 5-year-old daughter K gets all indignant. "Corrina is NOT a bitch." So Shizwife's all, "Yes she is; go ask Dad."
"Dad, Mom says Corrina's a bitch."
"Well, K, bitch means 'girl doggie', so yeah, Corrina's a bitch."
"Dad, bitch does NOT mean girl doggie, bitch means you're a fucking fucker! Corrina's NOT a bitch."
Parenting. We're Doing It Right.
So, Shizwife's enjoying having a female dog, because it gives her an excuse to use the word "bitch" more often.
She's calling Corrina a "bitch", and our 5-year-old daughter K gets all indignant. "Corrina is NOT a bitch." So Shizwife's all, "Yes she is; go ask Dad."
"Dad, Mom says Corrina's a bitch."
"Well, K, bitch means 'girl doggie', so yeah, Corrina's a bitch."
"Dad, bitch does NOT mean girl doggie, bitch means you're a fucking fucker! Corrina's NOT a bitch."
Parenting. We're Doing It Right.
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I am also incapable of lying. Seriously. It gets me in trouble because I have this drive to be open and truthful and you'd be surprised how often thats not the right thing to do.
Also a very guilty personality. I've been known to apologize because it's raining. There's a Tori Amos line (my wife is obsessed with her) that has been quoted about me quite frequently: you have enough guilt to start your own religion. :-)