.Guess what. "What" you ask?
.Well chill out man! I'll tell you in a sec! Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm going to Dublin, Ireland! No, I don't have one single drop of Irish blood in me, nor do I know anyone who lives there, but if there is one thing I am good at, it's getting really, really drunk. And what better place to do that than the country that invented the word "drunk"!
.Here is my itinerary:
8:45AM - Plane arrives at the airport. Get a cab and ask him to take me to the closest pub.
9:15AM - Arrive at pub and order 6 pints of beer (so that I don't have to get up for a while).
9:16AM - Realize that they serve warm beer, look shocked, shrug, and start drinking.
11:30AM - Finish 6 pints, realize I should probably eat something. Order 2 pints of their thickest beer for lunch. Finish Lunch. Start drinking again!
11:31AM - Order 6 more pints of beer.
2:00PM - Time to start getting serious. Order 4 pints of beer and 4 shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
5:00PM - Finish-off the 4 pints and 4 shots. Pub starts to get crowded. Someone asks to join me since I have chosen to sit at an eight person table by myself. I reply with something to the effect of "I don't speak Crack Head" and then spit on their shoes. Order 3 more beers and 3 more shots.
7:00PM - Start to think everyone loves Canadians, decide to join the party at the bar, yell out "I heard you leprechauns think you know how to drink!" This will probably bring on a drinking contest.
8:00PM - Win the drinking contest simply because my competitors are not willing to watch me consume any more alcohol. Order 2 more beers and a shot.
9:00PM - See a girl in the corner all by her lonesome, decide to join her. After some sweet talking she decides to come home with me.
9:30PM - Blackout.
11:30AM - The next day. Wake up next to a chick that looks like Collin Ferrell, and not the female version of Collin Ferrell, but the male version.
11:30AM-3:30PM - Throw up 36 times.
3:30PM - Until I leave three days later: Repeat previous days activities.
Gee, I can't wait to go to Dublin! It's going to be awesome! Until then all I can do is practice.
I Love You All,
Furious.
.Well chill out man! I'll tell you in a sec! Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm going to Dublin, Ireland! No, I don't have one single drop of Irish blood in me, nor do I know anyone who lives there, but if there is one thing I am good at, it's getting really, really drunk. And what better place to do that than the country that invented the word "drunk"!
.Here is my itinerary:
8:45AM - Plane arrives at the airport. Get a cab and ask him to take me to the closest pub.
9:15AM - Arrive at pub and order 6 pints of beer (so that I don't have to get up for a while).
9:16AM - Realize that they serve warm beer, look shocked, shrug, and start drinking.
11:30AM - Finish 6 pints, realize I should probably eat something. Order 2 pints of their thickest beer for lunch. Finish Lunch. Start drinking again!
11:31AM - Order 6 more pints of beer.
2:00PM - Time to start getting serious. Order 4 pints of beer and 4 shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey.
5:00PM - Finish-off the 4 pints and 4 shots. Pub starts to get crowded. Someone asks to join me since I have chosen to sit at an eight person table by myself. I reply with something to the effect of "I don't speak Crack Head" and then spit on their shoes. Order 3 more beers and 3 more shots.
7:00PM - Start to think everyone loves Canadians, decide to join the party at the bar, yell out "I heard you leprechauns think you know how to drink!" This will probably bring on a drinking contest.
8:00PM - Win the drinking contest simply because my competitors are not willing to watch me consume any more alcohol. Order 2 more beers and a shot.
9:00PM - See a girl in the corner all by her lonesome, decide to join her. After some sweet talking she decides to come home with me.
9:30PM - Blackout.
11:30AM - The next day. Wake up next to a chick that looks like Collin Ferrell, and not the female version of Collin Ferrell, but the male version.
11:30AM-3:30PM - Throw up 36 times.
3:30PM - Until I leave three days later: Repeat previous days activities.
Gee, I can't wait to go to Dublin! It's going to be awesome! Until then all I can do is practice.
I Love You All,
Furious.