well my 36th birthday was sunday... worst ever. found a cyst on my shoulder blade the size of a golf ball, my toilet exploded into the floor, the girl i went out with got drunk and i had to driver her around, my car window came off track in 18 degree weather, and i went to work and my truck caught on fire. ha. shitluck at its finest. i had a dentist appointment the next morning and decided to cancel it because i didn't want the dude to slip and drill out my eye. i love my life.
