shitdizturber

if you work with no shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck. (ha flippin ha) So anyway, my super duper maxium overdrive MANLY MAN 2000 remote control of total audio and video control and destruction has somehow imploded. fuckity fuckin fuck!!!!! now i have my tv, reciever, TiVo, two 400 disc cd changers, one 200 disc dvd changer, two vcr's, ps2, super8 cam and satelitte dish now are absolutely freakin unusable if i had hair i would pull it out one follicle at a time i think i have officially become a lazy piece o shite, i got home at about 1:45 A.M. went straight to the fridge for something to drink and realized i had not been shopping for a long long time. i was especially thirsty but had absolutely no desire for water yet i had NOTHING else to drink, save the two lonley and very very old bottles of Seagrams wild berries wine coolers. i have no idea where these things came from although i can imagine that some lil chicky brought them over and didnt finish them off, therefore i now have two bottles of very flavorfully nasty koolaid liqour. so there i am dying of thirst and strangely despising the taste of water, being the lazy fuck i am and not wanting to drive the two minutes to the all night 7-elevenish store i popped open wine cooler numero uno and downed it with amazing speed. after guzzling the first and still not having my thirst quenched i twisted off the pink fizzy liqour cap of number two and chugged it away. strangely i liked it was i suffering from momentary 1980's Bartels and James gayness?? YIKES! i will definetly have to drink myself silly with a case of Bass as soon as possible to wash any uncertainty away !!