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Monday Aug 09, 2004

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if you work with no shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck. (ha flippin ha) So anyway, my super duper maxium overdrive MANLY MAN 2000 remote control of total audio and video control and destruction has somehow imploded. fuckity fuckin fuck!!!!! now i have my tv, reciever, TiVo, two 400 disc cd changers, one 200 disc dvd changer, two vcr's, ps2, super8 cam and satelitte dish now are absolutely freakin unusable eeek eeek if i had hair i would pull it out one follicle at a time puke i think i have officially become a lazy piece o shite, i got home at about 1:45 A.M. went straight to the fridge for something to drink and realized i had not been shopping for a long long time. i was especially thirsty but had absolutely no desire for water yet i had NOTHING else to drink, save the two lonley and very very old bottles of Seagrams wild berries wine coolers. i have no idea where these things came from although i can imagine that some lil chicky brought them over and didnt finish them off, therefore i now have two bottles of very flavorfully nasty koolaid liqour. so there i am dying of thirst and strangely despising the taste of water, being the lazy fuck i am and not wanting to drive the two minutes to the all night 7-elevenish store i popped open wine cooler numero uno and downed it with amazing speed. after guzzling the first and still not having my thirst quenched i twisted off the pink fizzy liqour cap of number two and chugged it away. strangely i liked it shocked shocked was i suffering from momentary 1980's Bartels and James gayness?? YIKES! i will definetly have to drink myself silly with a case of Bass as soon as possible to wash any uncertainty away !!
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eli:
thanks! Im waiting impatiently for the new set.....look out.
Aug 11, 2004
homicidegirl:
You may rise, peasant. miao!! miao!! miao!!
Aug 12, 2004

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