Took some pics of my snake, janma for her SG set. I warned her that there was probably no chance her set would be accepted. Then she began to cry.
"You don't think I'm sexy?" Janma sobbed with her sad puppy snake eyes.
"Oh sure I do," I replied, "You're the hotness, it's just that it's more of a human thing. You know."
With that she was inconsolable -- ranting on and on about the system and being oppressed for being a reptile and a bunch of fast talk about the "biased contemporary view of beauty outcasting those who don't have limbs." At one point she flicked her tongue at me and indignantly said that I was "THE MAN."
That stung a bit.
So I ended up shooting these pics to weasle myself out of the hole I'd dug. You do not want a snake -- with 2 rows of sharp little teeth -- to think you're "the man."
In all fairness, she is pretty hot.
"You don't think I'm sexy?" Janma sobbed with her sad puppy snake eyes.
"Oh sure I do," I replied, "You're the hotness, it's just that it's more of a human thing. You know."
With that she was inconsolable -- ranting on and on about the system and being oppressed for being a reptile and a bunch of fast talk about the "biased contemporary view of beauty outcasting those who don't have limbs." At one point she flicked her tongue at me and indignantly said that I was "THE MAN."
That stung a bit.
So I ended up shooting these pics to weasle myself out of the hole I'd dug. You do not want a snake -- with 2 rows of sharp little teeth -- to think you're "the man."
In all fairness, she is pretty hot.
So you're coming up here in June, right?