shinyredstar

I've got something in my pocket
It belongs across my face.
I keep it very close to me,
In a most important place.

I know you wouldn't guess it,
If you guessed a long, long while.
So I'll take it out and put it on,
It's a great big Brownie smile!


I learned that song when I was a girl scout in first or second grade. It's a lot more entertaining now that I'm older and think of it in a different context. If I could, I'd buy an adult sized girlscout costume and let someone defile me. Sort of a new spin on the schoolgirl costume. Hey mister, wanna buy some girl scout cookies?

Ooh... I found one but they won't let me have the picture.

I have some ideas for new patches!!!