*You just bought yourself another Saturday.
*Ooh I'm crushed.
*You just bought one more.
*Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
*Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
*No.
The WTF website of the day. Warning: obnoxious Alanis Morissette music.