shinyredstar

Last night I had a dream that I was in a strange little town and for some reason I wasn't able to leave- I think it had something to do with the town being surrounded by some sort of very restrictive forest. The people in the town were being turned into zombies by some kind of alien that had infiltrated Earth by disguising themselves as plants. They would bite people as they came close (they could extend their plant tendrils if you got close enough). After being bitten, all of the people attacked started growing plants out of their backs and their hands and arms started morphing into these long, wilty plant leaves. Of course the town sheriff was in on the whole thing (I dream in cliches) and he was arresting the zombies to keep them from getting out of the town and letting the rest of the planet know what was happening. The handcuffs just kept falling off of their plant arms. There's not a smilie that fits well in the end of that, except for maaaaybe this one

I bought a beautiful new car this week. a VW Passat with lots of toys. The man who sold me the car had a very, very bad toupee. I couldn't look him in the eye.