Okay, I'm bored so I'm posting again today. Besides, the last post really wasn't a real post. But it's really funny so if you didn't see it yet, you should check it out.
This little quizzy thing is making it's rounds and I stole it from CorporateSpy (whose name, incidentally, freaks me out for some reason)
in last 24 hours
1. Had sex: yup
2....
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This little quizzy thing is making it's rounds and I stole it from CorporateSpy (whose name, incidentally, freaks me out for some reason)
in last 24 hours
1. Had sex: yup
2....
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lilyk:
lilyk:
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corporatespy:
Hey, you know... if I knew some crazy voodoo shit. A co-worker would be the first one I would try it out on. So that's funny cuz it's true I guess? lol.
p.s. BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!
p.s. BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!
voiddragon:
hahaha that's funny as fuk 
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alleycake:
Haha I'm getting pretty scared to play with my boy, I'm kinda a sore loser. 
I'm glad your glad to see me updating again, all this positive feedback will have me hooked to this site again really quick.
I'm glad your glad to see me updating again, all this positive feedback will have me hooked to this site again really quick.
corporatespy:
THe thing that made that manager grea to me was that he wasn't above socializing with us. He acted like he was one of us and on our side even though he had to do the bullshit corporate made him do. So that allowed us to sympathise with him on a more personal elvel and when you feel like you're working for someone who understands your plight or is one of you, you work harder for them. If someone acts like, "im the manager you're the worker you do what I say cuz you're my bitch.", the responce is generally not favorable. In my experience anyway.
Yeah, lube sound is pretty gross, or how about the suction/fart noise that I swear only comes from a combo of lube and another person? That is a bit foul too! haha.
Yeah, lube sound is pretty gross, or how about the suction/fart noise that I swear only comes from a combo of lube and another person? That is a bit foul too! haha.
Today was such a beautiful, happy day. The weather has been so great the last couple of days... cool enough to want to be outside. I really miss the change of seasons, so this weekend we're going to drive and drive until we find leaves changing color. Yay for road trips. Even if they're only for a weekend.
I saw the most beautiful tattoo today-...
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astarimpaled:
ummm, i love your profile pic. 
astarimpaled:
lol, i like the idea.
i'm not sure if you would be into, but on a chance that you are ...you should check out the book "the screwtape letters" by c.s. lewis. it's written from the perspective of a demon on the methods used to distort and destroy the souls of mankind. worth reading if you have time.
i'm not sure if you would be into, but on a chance that you are ...you should check out the book "the screwtape letters" by c.s. lewis. it's written from the perspective of a demon on the methods used to distort and destroy the souls of mankind. worth reading if you have time.
I'm having a run of bad luck. My husband lost my wallet/checkbook tonight. That really bites... blah blah. The worst part is I worked all day and yesterday, too, so now my weekend is fucked because he's grumpy and I'm bitchy. Though I have to say that I think I'm being pretty damn cool about the whole thing. It's going to be a lot of...
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My husband lost my wallet/checkbook tonight. That really bites... blah blah. The worst part is I worked all day and yesterday, too, so now my weekend is fucked because he's grumpy and I'm bitchy. Though I have to say that I think I'm being pretty damn cool about the whole thing. It's going to be a lot of... Read More
corporatespy:
Hah! yeah Jerry's Drive-Thru liquers in tempe cracks me up.
Everyone seems to be having a horrible run of things this weekend... especially friday. Wonder what the deal is.
The fact you havn't resorted to screaming at him and berating him every few mins for losing your wallet is remarkable. You are a better person than I for that.
I'll put my thinking cap on for zombie outfit ideas.
Everyone seems to be having a horrible run of things this weekend... especially friday. Wonder what the deal is.
The fact you havn't resorted to screaming at him and berating him every few mins for losing your wallet is remarkable. You are a better person than I for that.
I'll put my thinking cap on for zombie outfit ideas.
lilyk:
check in, yo
check in, yo
rys:
Uber creepy
voiddragon:
yeah it looks like a human version of homer
There's no sense in the sugarbowl being hairless if it won't get you laid.
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twizzler:
Dam I am rolling here now . No you must keep it shaved or it will get out of hand and you will have monkeys swingin from your tree
twizzler:
Dam I am rolling here now . No you must keep it shaved or it will get out of hand and you will have monkeys swingin from your tree
I don't like to pee. It wastes time. There are so many other, better things I could do with that time.
Today someone got my debit card info and charged all the money out of my checking and savings. My bank has fraud protection and says they'll cover it, but I'm broke till Monday because I have no access to my account and I can't...
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Today someone got my debit card info and charged all the money out of my checking and savings. My bank has fraud protection and says they'll cover it, but I'm broke till Monday because I have no access to my account and I can't...
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corporatespy:
I thought I lost my wallet complete with social security card for like 4 hours on monday. However, after tearing through my room flipping shit over, and pulling the dressers away from the wall... I did find it. I can't imagine how much i'd be freaking out if I had actually lost the wallet let alone someone charging up all sorts of shit on my cards. Good luck! hope that guy gets his shitty karma he has coming to him!
BTW, about the peeing thing, just think how much valuable drinking time is wasted peeing in bar bathrooms!
BTW, about the peeing thing, just think how much valuable drinking time is wasted peeing in bar bathrooms!
twizzler:
Dam that sucks . But the pee thing I am totaly lost on that one lol . But other words take a chit well hummm what a feeling to get all the chit out of you lol 
I'm blue... in one of those non-specific, not really depressed just sort of sentimental ways. Where you just want to listen to slow, cheese music and sing along at the top of your lungs.
One of the sexiest things I have ever seen was in a bar and restaurant in Cleveland, Ohio. There was a little local band that played there once a week- a...
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One of the sexiest things I have ever seen was in a bar and restaurant in Cleveland, Ohio. There was a little local band that played there once a week- a...
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variety:
painting is such a good, relaxing thing. My problem is that i want to paint everything every week, as I'm always wanting to try new colors. That's the beauty of paint, i guess, it's cheap and makes a dramatic difference quickly.
I'm trying not to worry so much, I'm sure something will work out for me soon. I've just got to go out there and make it happen
I'm trying not to worry so much, I'm sure something will work out for me soon. I've just got to go out there and make it happen
voiddragon:
Have you ever pissed off an old italian woman before?? Yeah I think she would kik my ass. Besides that she cheats
Dear SG member reading this journal,
I love you. I mean, I know this seems like maybe it's a little early in the relationship but I just get this feeling about us that tells me you're the one.
Love,
Me
Here's the random movie quote of the day, from the classic Airplane
Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside...
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I love you. I mean, I know this seems like maybe it's a little early in the relationship but I just get this feeling about us that tells me you're the one.
Love,
Me
Here's the random movie quote of the day, from the classic Airplane
Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside...
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corporatespy:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
???: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
???: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
variety:
Oh, I just remembered another one: Super Troopers!
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variety:
<strutting around> Yeah, she liked it enough, she didn't complain. And I was feeling pretty damn good about it, too. Hehehe, I oughta do that more often I think!
the_reverend:
Your cute dealer of death is very spooky indeed. i like it!
I've been shopping a lot in the last couple of weeks. Got a bonus and work and paid some bills (but probably not the ones I really needed to pay) and then went shopping.
It always makes me feel empty.
It always makes me feel empty.
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variety:
hehe, I dont' go shopping for that reason. I always get home, look at the crap I bought, and feel somewhat unsatisfied. Hmm, bizarre