The lack of sleep obviously didn't affect my companion as much as it had me.
Rubbing the crap from my eyes I was confronted by a half-naked 250 pound hairy beast perched atop his hotel bed, obviously enamoured with the state of his facial hair. Or his underwear.
"Beardman! Beardman! I'm the motherfucking Beardman!" Hand thrust in the air, waving the horns to appease whatever gods of metal there were. He jumped off the bed, and assumed the stance of some 80s hair metal vocalist, gripping his imaginary microphone, albeit with all the swagger one can afford wearing only a pair of West Coast Eagles boxer shorts.
"Beardman! Beardman! You're just jealous coz you aint got not fucking beard, man!"
He was right though, I had shaved the night before.
Rubbing the crap from my eyes I was confronted by a half-naked 250 pound hairy beast perched atop his hotel bed, obviously enamoured with the state of his facial hair. Or his underwear.
"Beardman! Beardman! I'm the motherfucking Beardman!" Hand thrust in the air, waving the horns to appease whatever gods of metal there were. He jumped off the bed, and assumed the stance of some 80s hair metal vocalist, gripping his imaginary microphone, albeit with all the swagger one can afford wearing only a pair of West Coast Eagles boxer shorts.
"Beardman! Beardman! You're just jealous coz you aint got not fucking beard, man!"
He was right though, I had shaved the night before.
I don't take drugs, and I've been SO sleep deprived. it's 1:26am and i just got home from work and i have to be up again at 8am to clean the house and off to work again and i wont get home til 10pm tmro... it never ends! So i was just sooo tired i laid on the grass in the sun and it was game over for a good ten minutes! lol