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So as I said I'm having a garage sale at my girlfriends place. I put lotsa ads online and I've gotten the most freaky emails about it. This one guy Lou in particular wants womens shoes and he's all "the bigger, the older, the smellier, the better." Okay he's written twice already asking for a private preview appointment before the garage sale. Hahaha...Fuckin weirdo freaks man...how odd...that's like seriously psycho shit to me....yeah so anyways, he's coming over later tonight Good times.

But really these are the emails he's sent and my replys... He's in italics, I'm in bold.
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Any shoes, looking for flip flops or clogs from Summer the more worn and the the bigger, the older, the smellier, the better?

Thanks,
Lou
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Hi Lou :o)

We might have a couple pairs of sandals and clogs, none are very worn though. Most of the shoes we have to sell are new. Theres womens size 5-6 and womens size 8,9,10,& 11.

~M

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Send me the info on the bigger sizes please when and where, can I get a personal private preview by appt?

Anyway to send digi pixs?

Thanks,
Lou
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Hey Lou, let me ask ya something, do you have a foot or shoe fetish cuz you're coming across like you're not just lookin for a bargain...
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Yes,

Foot Fetish & Shoe Fetish.

Thanks,
Lou

P.S. Who has the bigger size shoes the 11's you or someone else? You seem sexy.
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Actually Lou, I was mistaken, we don't have any womens shoes to sell. No sandals, clogs, sneakers, or anything else of or pertaining to shoes...We don't have socks, stockings, shoe laces, shoe horns, or shoe string potatoes. We won't be shoeing flies and we will not be listening to Salt N Pepa's hit single "Shoop".... We won't be eating pigs feet while getting foot massages and we most certainly will not be discussing anything along the lines of personal ish-shoes like fetishes and the like. Would you be interested in my husbands football sneakers or his hockey skates or his taekwondo training shoes? Those are all well worn and ripe for the pickin. Size 18.

Thanks,

~M
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This guy was passed out on the concrete in the parking lot of where my friend lives. We walked up and there were just a buncha people standing around looking at him and going what do we do? what do we do?... I was like whata buncha tools...you call 911 and help the poor mutha fucka. I got down with him checked his pulse blahblah held his hand. He wasn't breathing when I got there. His eyes were rolled in the back of his head. I figured common sence was to wake him up and keep him talkin so thats what I did. I knew he was rollin or on something else. He wouldn't admit it though. So blahblah cops come and turns out someone hit this kid in the back of the head with a baseball bat or something. I just felt so bad for him. I had to wonder if I was prepared to give him cpr... I don't know that I would've done it...but I know could've because i did the whole CPR certification for when I was a camp counselor. Anyways I hope he's ok. He was gorgeous. Maybe he'll feel endebted to me and we'll makeout as a thankyou for bringing me back to conciousness kinda thang...oh yeah...good stuff.