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CHEERS

Yeah so I just got home and while I was driving back I listened to this new cd. One of the songs had a lot to do with licking asses...interesting... went a lil something like this:


lemme lick your padunkadunk
lemme slide my tounge up in your junk
lemme lick that padunkadunk
lemme slide my shit up in your trunk...


and so on and so forth. It goes on to explain one mans affinity towards large butts, er cabooses which are the loosest?, and the relation between his tounge sliding up a girls fat, *ahem*, phat, ass and that girls wildest pleasure being experienced. WOW It's nice to see someone really take their passion for something to the next level. If memory serves, I think it said he wanted to wear an ass like a hat...thats a fashion risk...I like that.


I've got so many opinions about this cd it's outta hand, But I'll keep them to myself cuz I'm not one to push my thoughts on to other people.


I got my nails did but they're waaaaay too long. I filed them down this morning. It was fun to be ghetto for a min with super long shaniqua scratchers but ghetto gets old really quick...especially in the heart of white suburbia. So they're tame but still capable of causing serious damage


This past week has been surreal...just unlikely in a lotta ways. Some stuff was exciting and some stuff was disapointing and other stuff left me feeling empty and confused...I'm not sre which stuff did which yet but it's on my to do list for monday to sort it all out. But I have certainly re-esablished the fact that I really like being alone. That's a definite. I need to be alone more often. I wanna get a house one day so I can be alone in my house. I like the kinda friends you can be alone with though. Those people are rare. But I don't mind being alone with those kinda people.

Tomorrow is a mosaic party with some of my girls. I'm geeked to the lower epidermis,...by tomorrow awfternoon dahling I shall be geeked to the core...no doubt. I'm gonna mosaic a mirror with crystals instead of tiles. If t's any good whatsoever I'll post a pic tomorrow night. Yeah thats right I know you live to see crafty pics on this here porn site...dirty birds.

Speaking of dirty birds...I love bath and body works. I went shoppin on friday and I actually went into a mall...and I actually stayed in for a long time and spent a lotta money that I truly don't have on stuff I honestly don't need, but I do feel better and Shopping=0Calories. Good stuff.


I'm having the MOTHER of ALL GARAGE SALES next wekend at my girlfriends house. I'm marketing the shit outta this bastard. I wanna make $500. Anything over that is gra-vay bay-bay! Last g-sale I worked at made over $2k...so I'm setting my site really low so I get high returns. I'm selling really nice stuff super cheap so I don't care. I'm gonna put out a clinique free gift makeup bag from the late 90's and put it in a glass case and mark it for $300 as a collectors item once owned by Candace Cameron during the height of Full House's tv reign.... I'll say Planet hollywood is very very interested. Some asshole will consider it. tht will be enough to smile about for a week. Can't put a pricetag on that shit. These re the things that make me smile. These are the reasons I'm a retarded dork. But I smile more than anyone I know and I'm only on a very low dose of antidepressants. Well, moderately low
I keed, I keed....


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