shicawgo

The funny thing about babies is that I hate them. Well, it isn't so much that I hate them as much as I they annoy me. And it's not really babies themselves, but their ignorant parents...and it's not so much their parents as much as the fact that they allow TV shows and Disney movies to raise their babies into kids who can quote lines from Shallow Hal before they can count to ten. So I'm not so sure what the funny thing is about babies anymore. Maybe it's how they smile .

New Rule: Love a man who wears pink. Run from a man who wears a pinky ring.

Oh and CONGRATS to me because I'm IN LOVE and this time it's forever. Yay! New last name. Shicawgo Odin. Ya know when I'm with him I feel no pain. So beautiful. Mrs. Vic Odin. True . You'd almost think I was addicted.

I saw Magnolia last night. I know I know it's sad how far behind I am in movies. But I'm getting back on track. Did the Netflix thing and it's awesome. Thanks Wofats!!!!!


Today was my cousins wedding shower. I made her a dope Margarita basket. I put lotsa candy in the bottom so at least I knew she'd like that much cuz everyone likes candy. Even those liars who say they dont like candy are still gonna reach for a damn tootsie roll when it comes down to it. I've always found that candy ups any gifts percieved value. Sometimes I'll throw in a few wetnaps just for curiousitys sake. Slutty Sue always says "you never know when you'll need a wetnap" and I tend to agree.