shicawgo

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't smoke from glass bowls."
-Bella Percorso

My uncle hadn't seen me with my piercings in until last Friday night. He did a double take then went into a rant on how it's wrong and it's a sin and your body's a temple and good people just don't get pierced....blahblahblah...I waited for him to finish, made sure everyone in the room was listening to see how I'd reply, and at the perfect moment I said in the most innocent voice I could possibly muster "Jesus was pierced." .................Boya-kasha! RRRrrrespect!

If I had regrets in my life and if I were to think about what they might be I tend to believe that they would be all or mostly "I regret that I didn't..." as opposed to "I regret when I did..."

I would like to start a macrobiotic lifestyle except for that I hate macrobiotics.

If I had what it takes to be a stripper I'd do it in a HEARTBEAT. But I don't, so I'll just continue to make fun of them. I'm just kidding. I have nothing against dirty whores.

I haven't been myself all summer. It's cuz I haven't been around people that much. It's cuz lately I don't like people that much. Or I'm a tremendous bitch, an unbelievable bitch, a monumental bitch. Yeah. That much.

The other day coconuts were the link. I get up take a shower put on lotion. It's warm vanilla sugar and I wonder what else is in it...a blend of vanilla and natural coconut...ok...do my hair get dressed go downstairs eat a standard all american breakfast of vanilla icecream and magic shell...what's the magic? main ingredient: coconut oil...ok...turn on tv what's on? Vacation from hell starting the girl who played marsha brady and they're trapped on an island with head hunters, the scene? eating coconuts...ok...go to my girls to go swimming- I get there and she's eatin breakfast...Coccpuffs...CocoNUTS? And her bikini top is fabric but looks like a coconut bra...mmm *lick* ... we do the tanning thing and -no shock here- but I gave her a massage with tanning oil...how'd it smell? oh yeah, like coconuts....that was expected though... we paint each others toes in her color Hawaiian Hottie...you say hawaii I say coconuts... We cut it short cuz I had a doctors appt so we jet over there. Doc says something about my thyroid and I should try to include omega thiss or that in my diet...where's that found? come on guess.............salmon and other fatty cold water fish. But what goes good with salmon? .................sticky white rice. Ok back to my story....So then we go to the movies, but there's nothing we wanna see....so we go tool around and I told her how I wanted to stop and get a new copy of the Clueless soundtrack because mines worn out...first music store we see? Coconuts.



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If I get ~blanked~ one more time I'll never be able to ~blank~ again.

(If I get played to the left one more time I'll never be able to get back into the right again.)


OH WAIT!!!!! I NEED A FLAVOR!
If anyone has any really good recipes for vegatables (like healthy not all greezy and whutevah) please hook a girl up. I wanna get 100 recipes before the fall. I'll be forever endebted.


Shi................... (yeah I switched back cuz I couldn't get used to having a new name. Oh wellsssssssssss.



~LOVEBIRDS~ HOW CUTE!!!!