So I'm leaving for my rescue mission in the morning on weds. It'll be fun, I love car trips. But seriously, she is being a little tooooo bitchy right now...I'll still go but I'm not lookin forward to having to check her ass every ten mins when she gets all shitty man. I said it before I'll say it again...I'll lock her in the trunk. I can't STAND pms-ing bitches. It's like SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I used to work at this vitamin shop and the manager was beyoooooond ghetto. Her name was Fanessa and she would get super offended when people would call her Vanessa. Like if you said Vanessa, she heard "disease infested street walkin whore". She'd preach the bible to kids who came in for the drug test cleansers. She'd break whatever she was doing and like all dramatic style say "I gotta TESTIFY to tha CHILD..."
Anywho, I don't know what reminded me of this...oh cuz I'm taking my vitamins as we "speak"...When she was training me she'd get all the supplements name's wrong. Gingko Biloba was Gingko Balboa (as in
Rocky ) Saw Palmetto was Saw Pimento. (as in olives) And the best was CoQ10 -Coenzyme Q10- she apparently read that as Cock10 (as in SO NOT a vitamin)... :o) oh man that bitch made me smile. Maybe you had to be there to see the looks on peoples faces but it was good stuff. 
Okay I gots a date with Jiffy Lube befoe my treeip so I gots ta gooooo. See yall on the flip.
Welcome home JOFIXXIT!
Welcome back TURA
Welcome new profile pic SEACEEME
Welcome new friend fernando37
and fitty proclaimed master playboy corytx
Always remember...if ya have to say it, you aren't it :o)
Make it good....................... Shi :o)
I used to work at this vitamin shop and the manager was beyoooooond ghetto. Her name was Fanessa and she would get super offended when people would call her Vanessa. Like if you said Vanessa, she heard "disease infested street walkin whore". She'd preach the bible to kids who came in for the drug test cleansers. She'd break whatever she was doing and like all dramatic style say "I gotta TESTIFY to tha CHILD..."
Anywho, I don't know what reminded me of this...oh cuz I'm taking my vitamins as we "speak"...When she was training me she'd get all the supplements name's wrong. Gingko Biloba was Gingko Balboa (as in
Rocky ) Saw Palmetto was Saw Pimento. (as in olives) And the best was CoQ10 -Coenzyme Q10- she apparently read that as Cock10 (as in SO NOT a vitamin)... :o) oh man that bitch made me smile. Maybe you had to be there to see the looks on peoples faces but it was good stuff.
Okay I gots a date with Jiffy Lube befoe my treeip so I gots ta gooooo. See yall on the flip.
Welcome home JOFIXXIT!
Welcome back TURA
Welcome new profile pic SEACEEME
Welcome new friend fernando37
and fitty proclaimed master playboy corytx
Always remember...if ya have to say it, you aren't it :o)
Make it good....................... Shi :o)
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ps: you have incredible lips
pps: Space camp was a great movie...
[Edited on Jul 14, 2004 8:06PM]