I'm HOME!!!!!!! 
I've been in the hospital for a week but it felt like a year!
There is SO totally no place like home. 
Thank you guys SO much for the love! Yall know how to make a white girl with a high fever blush...
Highlights of the hospital stay:
1) There was on old man in the room next to me. As soon as the hall lights dimmed at night he started like clockwork sreaming over and over this soothing mantra:
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
YOO WHOOOOOO!
I HAVE COMPLETELY SOILED MYSELF! MAYDAY!
Yeah so that was both comforting and pleasant.
2) My "roommate" was a fucking nightmare. She called the nurse every five mins, she never showered, and she asked for my phone number so we could be "best friends". Her second day of being there she started talkin and I was assumed to be listening because I was the only other person in the room. She started talkin about how her mom doesn't love her, her husband left and took all her money, she thinks she's fat and ugly, her step dad abused her she wanted God to end it all...she started weeping and listen up...she crawled into my bed. Lol...the crazy bitch crawled all up on me and tried to snuggle and have a good cry. I was like there, there...now get outta my bed. Before she left for tests and stuff she had the paramedic wake me up so she could tell me she loved me. lol...She goes I love you honey...and waited....I go uh, ok...have fun...She cursed out nurses and lied to doctors. Friday night I was over hearing her bitch out the really good nurses who were toatlly taking care of her and everyone else. She started calin this super sweet nurse stupid and a waste of time and incompetant. I snapped. I was like you're totally outta line. These women are accomodating your every whim and you're acting like a spoiled selfish child. She's 40 something. I wasn't gonna say anything but, why not. There's two types of evil people, those who do bad stuff and those who let bad stuff happen. She goes you're not a doctor, you should mind your own business, I hit her back with "you don't hve to b a doctor to see how fucked up you are lady. If you don't apoligize to that nurse when she comes back I think you'll have a really hard time sleeping tonight." Then really dramatic like I turned the tv volume all the way up and started flippin channels....I was just bored tryin to have fun and she made herself available to be checked. So I obliged.
There's more stuff but I'm super tired so I'll leave it at that for now....
I've been in the hospital for a week but it felt like a year!
There is SO totally no place like home.
Thank you guys SO much for the love! Yall know how to make a white girl with a high fever blush...
Highlights of the hospital stay:
1) There was on old man in the room next to me. As soon as the hall lights dimmed at night he started like clockwork sreaming over and over this soothing mantra:
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
YOO WHOOOOOO!
I HAVE COMPLETELY SOILED MYSELF! MAYDAY!
Yeah so that was both comforting and pleasant.
2) My "roommate" was a fucking nightmare. She called the nurse every five mins, she never showered, and she asked for my phone number so we could be "best friends". Her second day of being there she started talkin and I was assumed to be listening because I was the only other person in the room. She started talkin about how her mom doesn't love her, her husband left and took all her money, she thinks she's fat and ugly, her step dad abused her she wanted God to end it all...she started weeping and listen up...she crawled into my bed. Lol...the crazy bitch crawled all up on me and tried to snuggle and have a good cry. I was like there, there...now get outta my bed. Before she left for tests and stuff she had the paramedic wake me up so she could tell me she loved me. lol...She goes I love you honey...and waited....I go uh, ok...have fun...She cursed out nurses and lied to doctors. Friday night I was over hearing her bitch out the really good nurses who were toatlly taking care of her and everyone else. She started calin this super sweet nurse stupid and a waste of time and incompetant. I snapped. I was like you're totally outta line. These women are accomodating your every whim and you're acting like a spoiled selfish child. She's 40 something. I wasn't gonna say anything but, why not. There's two types of evil people, those who do bad stuff and those who let bad stuff happen. She goes you're not a doctor, you should mind your own business, I hit her back with "you don't hve to b a doctor to see how fucked up you are lady. If you don't apoligize to that nurse when she comes back I think you'll have a really hard time sleeping tonight." Then really dramatic like I turned the tv volume all the way up and started flippin channels....I was just bored tryin to have fun and she made herself available to be checked. So I obliged.
There's more stuff but I'm super tired so I'll leave it at that for now....
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much love ta ya sistah!
-the rockstar