Okay worst dates ever?
I have three.....
1) A guy took me out for coffee. He got coffee, I had water, he asked me to split the bill.
2) After drinking damn near a gallon of Jack
this nice young man informed me that he wasn't gay. 
In fact he only had sex with men for the money. It never meant anything to him. Plus, he really liked me 
When did I step in this lucky bucket-o-love? Yay Me!! 
3) This guy I went out with once, we'll call him
Jackass was a body builder. 
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS . Not too big not too small, just really strong. Anywho, I met him when I worked at GNC. He said he had a condo down the street and he was a personal trainer. Innocent enough. Well actually he lived with a guy that he met at a different vitamin store in THAT guy's condo. Rent free. Jackass didnt have a job at all. 
He lived there under the condition that the vitamin store guy could watch him while he worked out. 
The freakiest part was that he shaved his whole body....but he didn't shave he used raspberry scented Nair. And he "shaved" a tictactoe board on his stomach to give the illusion of having ripped abs..... Uhgggggg....Men-seriously, eat something! get a belly!. Do whatever....don't shave yourself some abs.....Fuckin moron.
Okay those are some of mine off the top of my head....what are yours?....
"Come on people, I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut......" -Diva La Shawn
Love (and rockets) -Shi :o)
I have three.....
1) A guy took me out for coffee. He got coffee, I had water, he asked me to split the bill.
2) After drinking damn near a gallon of Jack
this nice young man informed me that he wasn't gay. In fact he only had sex with men for the money. It never meant anything to him. Plus, he really liked me When did I step in this lucky bucket-o-love? Yay Me!!
3) This guy I went out with once, we'll call him
Jackass was a body builder. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS . Not too big not too small, just really strong. Anywho, I met him when I worked at GNC. He said he had a condo down the street and he was a personal trainer. Innocent enough. Well actually he lived with a guy that he met at a different vitamin store in THAT guy's condo. Rent free. Jackass didnt have a job at all. He lived there under the condition that the vitamin store guy could watch him while he worked out. The freakiest part was that he shaved his whole body....but he didn't shave he used raspberry scented Nair. And he "shaved" a tictactoe board on his stomach to give the illusion of having ripped abs..... Uhgggggg....Men-seriously, eat something! get a belly!. Do whatever....don't shave yourself some abs.....Fuckin moron.
Okay those are some of mine off the top of my head....what are yours?....
"Come on people, I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut......" -Diva La Shawn
Love (and rockets) -Shi :o)
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re: sleeping with someone unattractive.
I did it already. I wanted to push the boundaries of what I would be conditioned to do. See if I felt disgusted with myself afterwards, or thought less of myself, or if I was strong enough to transcend that emotion. And to see if I could fend off all of the miscommunication caused by future expectation of the other person (I think I was successful at communicating that it was just for fun). And to see if I could be genuine and sincere about the encounter and enjoy myself.
Here's what I found.
Well...it was hard to inspire confidence in her to express her desires. That anyone can be a little bit of a player because she did say a few things before and after to sell herself. And what was amazing in her was the ability to set aside any sense of low self image and go forward with everything, fully nude. I did find that I got bored/ impatient trying to bring her to cum though. My back hurted so we didn't have sex. And she didn't express any interest in giving me any pleasure so it just kinda ended.
After...I think I got villified a little by our other neighbors. But She doesn't completely avoid conversation with me. I think I'll be able to make my good. Just a little community confusion right now.
EDIT: to clarify that this isn't a worst date story.
[Edited on May 21, 2004 5:09AM]
Oh, and Shi? It's been lovely to make your acquaintance as well. I like your moxie.