Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Fact: The duckbilled platypus is venemous, more deadly than any snake.
Puh Puh PAOW!!!!! it's a kickass day and I am SOOOOOOOO excited to be awake right NOW!!!! No I'm NOT!!!! I wanna be a cuddle bug right now! I wanna slide under cool sheets and melt into pillows.
It's good to want things.
I'm off to the perils of the day. Perils or pearls? I'm going to sayyyyyy pearls, as long as they're made outta lil onions that I can stab with a toothpick and set gently in my cocktail. It's after 5pm somewhere in the world. Might as well join the cocktail hour.
You know Ogars are like onions.
Oh I do have SUPER good news....last night I dreamt that my hair grew longer superfast. That means I'm going to find stregnth somewhere when I need it. At least I didn't lose any teeth...Everytime I dream about losing a tooth I lose a friend. Everytime. When my hair grows in my dreams it means something toughs gonna happen but I'll be ok so don't worry....So I won't. So, BRING IT BITCH!
End every sentence you speak with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
FACT: Butterflies taste with their feet.
FACT: I'm leaving now!!
have a good day kids......and always remember the words of Hugo Pool-
"Chances are taken, not given."
Fact: The duckbilled platypus is venemous, more deadly than any snake.
Puh Puh PAOW!!!!! it's a kickass day and I am SOOOOOOOO excited to be awake right NOW!!!! No I'm NOT!!!! I wanna be a cuddle bug right now! I wanna slide under cool sheets and melt into pillows.
It's good to want things.
I'm off to the perils of the day. Perils or pearls? I'm going to sayyyyyy pearls, as long as they're made outta lil onions that I can stab with a toothpick and set gently in my cocktail. It's after 5pm somewhere in the world. Might as well join the cocktail hour.
You know Ogars are like onions.
Oh I do have SUPER good news....last night I dreamt that my hair grew longer superfast. That means I'm going to find stregnth somewhere when I need it. At least I didn't lose any teeth...Everytime I dream about losing a tooth I lose a friend. Everytime. When my hair grows in my dreams it means something toughs gonna happen but I'll be ok so don't worry....So I won't. So, BRING IT BITCH!
End every sentence you speak with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
FACT: Butterflies taste with their feet.
FACT: I'm leaving now!!
have a good day kids......and always remember the words of Hugo Pool-
"Chances are taken, not given."
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(What is the sound of a ballon that hits a fan breaks it, knocks it into a vat of pudding, zooms accoss the room to bounce off a gong, and finally hits a hot griddle.)
They show me that no matter what society decides there will always be individuals that fight to be true to themselves.