My birthday is coming up soon. I thought and thought about what I really wanted, and it came down to......beef carpaccio. I looked at several online menus of good Italian restaurants, and decided on one for sure. On the 16th, I will be in heaven with thinly sliced rare beef with arugula, aged parmesan, rubbed in sea salt and olive oil. I am drooling already. It helps that the place I picked is the first place the man and I had dinner together, I get really mushy about shit like that.
Tonight I am going to the mans company xmas party, where I will get to meet several lesbians from my hometown, we should have scads to talk about. He likes them all and says they work really hard and have great attitudes. I have assured him that they are so happy because they are not the fuck in my hometown anymore. That would make anyone happy.
I am now feeling the muscle relaxer I took and shall fall asleep thinking about my upcoming raw beef birthday dinner, I am such the carnivore.
Oh, and btw, the second season of Dexter is fucking rad.
Tonight I am going to the mans company xmas party, where I will get to meet several lesbians from my hometown, we should have scads to talk about. He likes them all and says they work really hard and have great attitudes. I have assured him that they are so happy because they are not the fuck in my hometown anymore. That would make anyone happy.
I am now feeling the muscle relaxer I took and shall fall asleep thinking about my upcoming raw beef birthday dinner, I am such the carnivore.
Oh, and btw, the second season of Dexter is fucking rad.
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guitargeek:
The bitches who called you an asstard!
oxy:
mmmmm beef carpaccio