Never mind. This will be the first Thanksgiving I have spent without my mom. She has held fast to her decision not to come down here and consort with me and the rest of my liberal, left wing, immoral, evil-doing family. We are all terrible since we voted for Obama. Have a nice day Mom, and by the way, shove it up your ass. This has got to be the most retarded situation I have ever been in.
Seriously the best song ever, take a minute and watch it.
![surreal](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/surreal.c4753148b56b.gif)
Seriously the best song ever, take a minute and watch it.
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jena:
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!" Who could forget that.
jena:
And of all people, a man with terminally-bad-hair syndrome.