My Bitchy List of Things That Are Annoying Me Today:
~ The "grown men" that I work with that act like we are friends and then go boo-hoo to management about things they think I am getting away with.
~Stupid, vapid, yuppie cunt women I wait on every fucking day that spend $40 between the 5 of them and sit at my table for 4 or 5 hours.
~Getting behind same women whilst they are driving their SUV aimlessly all over the road on their goddamn cell phone. My advice to these twats would be to go home and fuck your poor sex-starved husbands whose credit cards you abuse carelessly.
~The tards that sit on the OPEN AIR patio at my work and ask me, "Can you do anything about this heat"? The advice I give them is to come back in October.
~My tv is making an odd buzzing noise.
~My pretty much all time favorite restaurant is closing next week. They are replacing it with a Mexican restaurant, because, you know, Austin doesn't already have one on every corner.
~I may have to dip into my savings to cover my rent this month, and that is just not okay.
~My mother is trying (yet again) to control my life from 200 miles away.
~My fucking electric bill is $168.00 this month, what the hell?
~I ate WAY too much Sambal chile paste with my chinese food today (even for me), which is why I am up late with a tummy of fire.
I am now going to hug my doggie and give him belly rubs, chug more Pepto, and go get some sleep. Hoping for a good tomorrow
~ The "grown men" that I work with that act like we are friends and then go boo-hoo to management about things they think I am getting away with.
~Stupid, vapid, yuppie cunt women I wait on every fucking day that spend $40 between the 5 of them and sit at my table for 4 or 5 hours.
~Getting behind same women whilst they are driving their SUV aimlessly all over the road on their goddamn cell phone. My advice to these twats would be to go home and fuck your poor sex-starved husbands whose credit cards you abuse carelessly.
~The tards that sit on the OPEN AIR patio at my work and ask me, "Can you do anything about this heat"? The advice I give them is to come back in October.
~My tv is making an odd buzzing noise.
~My pretty much all time favorite restaurant is closing next week. They are replacing it with a Mexican restaurant, because, you know, Austin doesn't already have one on every corner.
~I may have to dip into my savings to cover my rent this month, and that is just not okay.
~My mother is trying (yet again) to control my life from 200 miles away.
~My fucking electric bill is $168.00 this month, what the hell?
~I ate WAY too much Sambal chile paste with my chinese food today (even for me), which is why I am up late with a tummy of fire.
I am now going to hug my doggie and give him belly rubs, chug more Pepto, and go get some sleep. Hoping for a good tomorrow
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It's one of my favorite books too (the Spungen)- I've gone through so many copies but finally got this one.
I think b/c you and I probably read Go Ask Alice so long ago, it has sentimental value. We believe it then but if you recall it now, it's easy to see how easily fugazed it was. Did you ever read the male version? I never finished it.