shesinparties

I have two things to say about last night

1) Sometimes doing something you really think you want to do does not go so well.

2) Mixing beer, wine, tequila, vodka, and jalapenos is usually not a good idea.

Lastly, I decided I wanted the biggest watermelon in the grocery store last night (this was after #2), and proceeded to drop it on the floor, where it promptly exploded all over my shoes. And then I put it back, as if nobody would ever know.