So I have this neigbor that just really annoys me. She sits on her patio and YELLS into her phone pretty much 24/7. She also started throwing her cigarette butts and snotty kleenex over the patio rail onto the grass. I am talking like 50 butts and 5 or 6 snotrags a day. Seriously, how fucking ghetto is that? Now, I am pretty sure there are these things called ASHTRAYS to put out your smokes, and most people have a handy trash can to put their kleenex in, I have seen both of these modern marvels firsthand.
The other night, I was pissy and walking my dog, and stepped through the lovely collection under her patio, and just had enough. I got a paper towel and gathered up all of her trash that was in the grass, and ever so lovingly deposited it on her doorstep. Haven't seen any more since.
Wouldn't you love to have me as a neighbor
The other night, I was pissy and walking my dog, and stepped through the lovely collection under her patio, and just had enough. I got a paper towel and gathered up all of her trash that was in the grass, and ever so lovingly deposited it on her doorstep. Haven't seen any more since.
Wouldn't you love to have me as a neighbor
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