sherman_tank1

so, this past weekend was bar none my most crazy weekend ever. it all started with a near death experience. i was driving fast on a curvy road. a road i am very familier with. my friend turns and says to me, " i wonder how many people have crashed on this road." i reply, " hundreds.." i speed up. when we are done with all the intence turns, i hit one that was barely anything. i starting going out of control. i fishtailed like six time. during i was above myself watching. i think my heart stopped a bit.

then me and my pasengers haulled off to canada. we were unprepaired. at the border we had to plead with the gaurd to let us into canada. we happened to go to canada on the one weekend when they were having fire works, so no hotel...
we tried to find a "sex show" and ended up in a part of town were junkies scaped at our taxi door. we went back to the main part of town. when we gave up on that we set our sights on a bar...

we waited for 45 minutes in line when we found out that we all need 2 pieces of id. my friend left hers in the car. we went to the car, oh but wait we couldn't find it. (we were sober) it took an hour to make a complete circle. and realize how close the car had been all along. we got back to the bar got trashed. then the waitress told me she gave my debit card to some one else. LAME! i just got the one i had. it was a kick to the nuts!

so i forgot it.. and got on the road. we had to drive for about an hour before we found a hotel. the only one so expensive, it didn't sell out. the was only one bed three people.

so, we slep it off.. had raw fish for breakfast and ran home with our tales between our legs.

anyway, that was my weekend...