sherman_chaos

Never use a dull razor to shave your balls.

I threatened to quit my job of 14 years, and the owner gave me a $2 raise, so that's cool.
I'm also a loser and have started paying girls for affection...not sex...but but other kinds of stuff like cuddling and what not.

I thought that all this shit was supposed to go away after my teen years. I'm so down all the time.

They say that idle hands are the devil's playground. My hands, along with my mind, are numb with boredom.

At least it's my day off.....someone beer me.

How do I complement a plus size girl, that I don't know, in a random public situation?

I just want to be nice, not sexual.

If you're into zombies like me, this looks like it might be cool.

I'm not religious so easter is all about bunnies, candy, and eating till I pass out...so happy easter to all of you, no matter how you celebrate.

No one likes me. I have no one. Fuck my life..

There's so many members on here that I would pay for naked pictures of them selves. Most are on my friends list. How do you even ask that without being a creeper? Maybe I should just leave that fantasy in my head.

As much as I love beer, I could really go for a nice bottle of wine and a hot tub right now.