shemyaza74

And so the adventure continues arrrr oui, le piat d'or, pou lou....

I have decided to christen my car with a Journey to Italy for a week in June, likely late June but June nevertheless (is that one whole word!!!).

The Route, or az they zay in Francais...Le Root takes me through the former English County of France...



Before taking the damned ruinous route through the dreaded south of the country on the B Roads where roadsigns were designed to confuse all who were born outside of the Onion State. Le Bong Monsieur Du Boir!!

Then onto...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Go away Auzzies!!!!



The delights of the Riviera....



Before avoiding the Ultra's in Turin of the Old Lady, Juventus before gently breezing further into the lovely country of Italia...mmm thinks of the Catz musical song and the BBC world cup music of 1982.....



Its time to get me driving gloves on, tape up the headlights, slap that huge Union Jack sticker flag on the back of my car and go back to what I love best, driving on the right hand side or.....The Wrong Side, Europeans will never learn

PS...


Always remember clunk click, bring your Plastic Mushroom!!!

"You're never really drunk, too many brain cells to let you get drunk, first the quiet cells die, so YOU TALK REALLY LOUD!! Then the vision cells die so you STaRt tO G eT BlurRy EyEd!! Then the Stupid Cells die so you Start to think everything you say is extremely CLEVER!!!... Only then do you reach that state of Full Drunk!!!

Shemyaza
(Deacon of Depravity )