Okay I'm sure you're all tired of seeing my goofy ass face in this blog so I'll be merciful and post a new one. You're welcome.
So last week at my grandmother's birthday party, my oldest sister was foolish enough to challenge me to a scare-off on Halloween. Silly girl. Now I've been in retirement for the past few years. So I think it's about time I come back from the dead. And remind her who the master of horror is in this family. For she seems to have forgotten.
This is the only day of the year when I have a legitimate excuse to be creepy and immature, and you're gonna dare me to scare you, on Halloween?! Foolish child...you have NO idea how far I'm willing to go to scare the shit out of someone on this day. It's the only holiday out of the entire year that makes any sense to me. So I make sure that I go all out on October 31. Just out of respect.
I'm prepared to take about 5 years out of this chicks life for even daring to provoke me. I only hope that my nieces and nephews are adults and out of the house by the time she finally has a massive heart attack from what I did to her, years earlier. I would hate for them to become orphans because of their mothers fool-hearty actions.
I just hope that everything I have planned goes off without a hitch. That's why I won't go into any specifics because I don't want to jinx it with my hopes and positive thoughts. I just want it to flow naturally like a calm stream. Yes, SG...I'm taking this THAT seriously.
Wish me luck, SG. As I hunt the most dangerous game of all. Siblings.
Happy Halloween...
So last week at my grandmother's birthday party, my oldest sister was foolish enough to challenge me to a scare-off on Halloween. Silly girl. Now I've been in retirement for the past few years. So I think it's about time I come back from the dead. And remind her who the master of horror is in this family. For she seems to have forgotten.
This is the only day of the year when I have a legitimate excuse to be creepy and immature, and you're gonna dare me to scare you, on Halloween?! Foolish child...you have NO idea how far I'm willing to go to scare the shit out of someone on this day. It's the only holiday out of the entire year that makes any sense to me. So I make sure that I go all out on October 31. Just out of respect.
I'm prepared to take about 5 years out of this chicks life for even daring to provoke me. I only hope that my nieces and nephews are adults and out of the house by the time she finally has a massive heart attack from what I did to her, years earlier. I would hate for them to become orphans because of their mothers fool-hearty actions.
I just hope that everything I have planned goes off without a hitch. That's why I won't go into any specifics because I don't want to jinx it with my hopes and positive thoughts. I just want it to flow naturally like a calm stream. Yes, SG...I'm taking this THAT seriously.
Wish me luck, SG. As I hunt the most dangerous game of all. Siblings.
Happy Halloween...
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cihuacoatl:
Lmfao! Get Em! Did you enjoy yourself at your Grandmothers Birthday? Sure you did. Give em a good scare! & Never get tired of looking at your face.
heathen:
I put "etc." there could be a Captain Crunch in there!!..... but there isn't -.- Maybe that will be the name of the yellow goby watchmen I have yet to get 