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shema

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Monday May 21, 2012

May 21, 2012
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If you have a job and ESPECIALLY if you've managed to land more than one job, do me a very small favor...shut the fuck up! You've got absolutely no right to whine about your "tough days" at your multiple places of employment when theirs countless millions of people (like me) who can't even find work shoveling shit off the sidewalk. How dare you complain about your two-week vacation being too short? Hell, even when I was working I've never had a job that would let you off on the weekends. Much less for weeks at a time. Being off work for a longer than two days for me means that I've either been fired, or laid off. I could never tell if I was on a job or a prison's work release program with my schedules and hours.

I'm tired of hearing and reading about people not knowing what to do with their money when I'm so broke that I think its actually starting to make me sick now. Oh, you can't decide whether you wanna go see The Avengers for the 6th time or spend it chugging away at some over-priced bar with a 3 drink minimum? Geez, I feel so bad for you! Meanwhile I've got maybe $20 to my name as of right now? And I had to bum that from my grandmother just to keep my bank account out of foreclosure. And I'll have to beg her for cash again if I don't find some work by the end of this month. Which I doubt that I will. But I'm really sorry to hear about your car payments or gasoline being too high. I only have to use what has to be the worst public transportation system every created just to run simple errands like going to the store, or the freaking mailbox. I feel so bad for you though...

I'm just irked. I'm severely irked. I've been through tough times before. And I'm used to having to live payday to payday. But I've never been this bad off before. And with no paid work in sight, not even in retail. I'm literally too broke to even go to school right now. How the fuck would I get there? Through magic??? And to top all of that off, when I do try to reach out to people for help, I get slapped with 8 paragraph long rejection letters like the one my dearest cousin sent me that I posted in my last blog. I would have been better off asking a fucking Klansman for a job recommendation. And they wonder why I avoid them at all cost. It's not just because I'm anti-social. But it is entirely because you're a bunch of assholes. And I say that with nothing but love and affection...

And with all that being said, time for random hilarity!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)






This would totally be me in this situation. Not for long tho biggrin


Standard procedure for me whenever I go out...


Love this guy


This made me laugh til I choked


This too


Speaking of the KKK...


How true is this shit, eh?


Didn't I just say stop complaining about your job, dude!?


Ha!



Will smacked a guy at the Moscow MIB III premiere over the weekend. Don't believe me? See for yourself:
Getting too jiggy with it...

*Tisk tisk* A big star like him should know better than to attack some random dude for invading his personal space and trying to tongue him at a work event. It's 2012 for crying out loud. You're suppose to let people get away with stuff like that, Will! Between this and Jon Jones getting busted for DUI, I don't know if I can trust any of my black hero's anymore. I mean at the very least shouldn't these incidents have happened to the other guy instead? What is this a parallel universe?



That's all I got...


VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
hemi:
Will Smith?!
May 22, 2012
kay:
ha ha.
May 22, 2012

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