SHELLY BUSTS A MOVE!
My last little rant about the Ministry show..
Friday night I went to pick up Jodi for the concert, it's become an annual tradition for her to attend these
shows with me whenever Ministry tours. She also went to see them twice with me while i was living in
Manhattan..
Of course because of my silly highway driving phobia, she made the drive into Worcester (which usually takes
about an hour)
We got there right on time to see "Pitbull daycare Center" do a few more songs before exiting the stage...
I downed a shot of greygoose vodka, followed by a vodka tonic (my only two cocktails the entire night)
and we made our way to the stage to watch "The Revolting Cocks" (also known as RevCo to their fan base)
for those of you not to familiar with Ministry, the lead singer Al Jourgenson, also plays in the Revolting Cocks.
But i think this was the first time they ever opened up for Ministry ( I could be wrong due to my shitty memory)
So this was a strange event to say the least, basically..... Al .... was opening up for Al!
I have always liked The Revolting Cocks, but have never been a diehard fan for them like i was for Ministry..
still, i was giddy about seeing this special occasion.
Next thing i know, some stagehand is over to the corner chatting with Jodi...
no surprise there as Jodi seems to attract a cult following wherever she goes.
She is a very pretty girl, but another clincher.. is that she has amazing longass dreadlocks, which turns a lot
of heads for men and women alike in the "Scene"... for lack of a better term.
i see him hand her some type of pass... and then next thing i know, she grabs my arm and kind of gently
pushes me towards him while saying "Can my friend go with me?"
he gives me the once over and proclaims.. "Sure.. the more the merrier"
as he walks away, i say to her "What the hell was that about?"
Jodi : "He's recruiting chicks to go on stage to dance with The Revolting Cocks on one song, i guess they have
been doing this on the tour"
Me :
needless to say, i felt like it was not really my place to go up there, i mean he did want Jodi.. and i can't say i blame him.. she had on a little skirt, fishnet stockings and some really cool boots.. not to mention a tight little tank top. and as i saw the guy making the rounds handing out more passes.. i noticed the inevitable..
He was recruiting girls who had on their finest punk rock/goth slut gear on.
so what was i wearing you ask?
I had on baggy cargo pants, a wife beater, and Van sneakers
yeah... not exactly a vixen take to the stage bump and grind outfit to say the least.
but what can i say.. at my age, i'm all about comfort and less about looking cool.
I mean, whenever i go to a Ministry show... people bump into me and usually get their sweat all over me!
Fast forward... crunchtime.. as RevCo is finishing up their set (and they were really good!)
the big finale is coming up, and they are rounding up the hot chicks to get in line and get on stage..
Jodi grabs my hand, and they ask to see her pass.. she holds it up and then they ask to see mine.
he didn't give me one.. so off to the sidelines i went... slightly relieved, but feeling for Jodi as she made her way up there looking back at me like a lost child.
Well... chalk one up for Jodi.. who must have had a little hissyfit backstage when she saw the guy who got her there to begin with..."They wouldn't let my friend come with me!!" ... guiltrips from cute dreadlocked girls obviously work, either that, or he was secretly harboring a big time crush on my tiny hottie friend.
so.... next thing i know.. he came out, tapped the bouncer on the shoulder.. and they beckoned me into the lineup.
Backstage, i stared at the girls who were quite younger than Jodi and I..(for the record, Jodi does look a lot younger though)
everyone had short shorts, or skirts on... high heeled boots.. little tight dresses.
and there was Shelly... looking like a reject from an Old Navy commercial.
I thought to myself.. "I got no business being on the stage dressed like this"
but then i actually mustered up enough of my repressed self confidence and thought
"Fuck it... i probably have better dance moves than half these chicks anyway"
and when in this lifetime, will i ever have the chance to dance with the revolting cocks on stage again...
more importantly.. when will i ever dance on the same stage as Al jourgenson again?
So.. onstage we went!
the song we danced to was their cover of Rod Stewarts "Do you think i'm sexy" (that is the correct name i think)
and yeah... if you ever see footage from this boston show, and wonder how the hell did the chick in the cargo pants get up there onstage... well... there's the story for you.
i held up fairly well... even though a man dressed up as a dildo on stage managed to bump into us a couple of times.
Jodi and I pulled off our dirty dancing moves quite nicely..
i stayed in the background for the most part, but when one of the singers for RevCo actually came up to me and started grinding with me (actually putting his head quite close to my crotch)
i grabbed him ever so gently by the head and grinded into him while pulling up my wife beater just enough to give the crowd a peek at my torso...
what can i say? It was all in the name of entertainment!
and just so you guys know..
had i been dressed up in my finest punkslut gear
i would have taken frontstage and really showed those twentysomething yr old girls a thing or two
about busting out some moves
You can take the girl out of the strip clubs...
but ...
well... you can finish that one!
that was long!
did you manage to read the whole thing?
gotta motor..
xxoo Shelly
My last little rant about the Ministry show..
Friday night I went to pick up Jodi for the concert, it's become an annual tradition for her to attend these
shows with me whenever Ministry tours. She also went to see them twice with me while i was living in
Manhattan..
Of course because of my silly highway driving phobia, she made the drive into Worcester (which usually takes
about an hour)
We got there right on time to see "Pitbull daycare Center" do a few more songs before exiting the stage...
I downed a shot of greygoose vodka, followed by a vodka tonic (my only two cocktails the entire night)
and we made our way to the stage to watch "The Revolting Cocks" (also known as RevCo to their fan base)
for those of you not to familiar with Ministry, the lead singer Al Jourgenson, also plays in the Revolting Cocks.
But i think this was the first time they ever opened up for Ministry ( I could be wrong due to my shitty memory)
So this was a strange event to say the least, basically..... Al .... was opening up for Al!
I have always liked The Revolting Cocks, but have never been a diehard fan for them like i was for Ministry..
still, i was giddy about seeing this special occasion.
Next thing i know, some stagehand is over to the corner chatting with Jodi...
no surprise there as Jodi seems to attract a cult following wherever she goes.
She is a very pretty girl, but another clincher.. is that she has amazing longass dreadlocks, which turns a lot
of heads for men and women alike in the "Scene"... for lack of a better term.
i see him hand her some type of pass... and then next thing i know, she grabs my arm and kind of gently
pushes me towards him while saying "Can my friend go with me?"
he gives me the once over and proclaims.. "Sure.. the more the merrier"
as he walks away, i say to her "What the hell was that about?"
Jodi : "He's recruiting chicks to go on stage to dance with The Revolting Cocks on one song, i guess they have
been doing this on the tour"
Me :
needless to say, i felt like it was not really my place to go up there, i mean he did want Jodi.. and i can't say i blame him.. she had on a little skirt, fishnet stockings and some really cool boots.. not to mention a tight little tank top. and as i saw the guy making the rounds handing out more passes.. i noticed the inevitable..
He was recruiting girls who had on their finest punk rock/goth slut gear on.
so what was i wearing you ask?
I had on baggy cargo pants, a wife beater, and Van sneakers
yeah... not exactly a vixen take to the stage bump and grind outfit to say the least.
but what can i say.. at my age, i'm all about comfort and less about looking cool.
I mean, whenever i go to a Ministry show... people bump into me and usually get their sweat all over me!
Fast forward... crunchtime.. as RevCo is finishing up their set (and they were really good!)
the big finale is coming up, and they are rounding up the hot chicks to get in line and get on stage..
Jodi grabs my hand, and they ask to see her pass.. she holds it up and then they ask to see mine.
he didn't give me one.. so off to the sidelines i went... slightly relieved, but feeling for Jodi as she made her way up there looking back at me like a lost child.
Well... chalk one up for Jodi.. who must have had a little hissyfit backstage when she saw the guy who got her there to begin with..."They wouldn't let my friend come with me!!" ... guiltrips from cute dreadlocked girls obviously work, either that, or he was secretly harboring a big time crush on my tiny hottie friend.
so.... next thing i know.. he came out, tapped the bouncer on the shoulder.. and they beckoned me into the lineup.
Backstage, i stared at the girls who were quite younger than Jodi and I..(for the record, Jodi does look a lot younger though)
everyone had short shorts, or skirts on... high heeled boots.. little tight dresses.
and there was Shelly... looking like a reject from an Old Navy commercial.
I thought to myself.. "I got no business being on the stage dressed like this"
but then i actually mustered up enough of my repressed self confidence and thought
"Fuck it... i probably have better dance moves than half these chicks anyway"
and when in this lifetime, will i ever have the chance to dance with the revolting cocks on stage again...
more importantly.. when will i ever dance on the same stage as Al jourgenson again?
So.. onstage we went!
the song we danced to was their cover of Rod Stewarts "Do you think i'm sexy" (that is the correct name i think)
and yeah... if you ever see footage from this boston show, and wonder how the hell did the chick in the cargo pants get up there onstage... well... there's the story for you.
i held up fairly well... even though a man dressed up as a dildo on stage managed to bump into us a couple of times.
Jodi and I pulled off our dirty dancing moves quite nicely..
i stayed in the background for the most part, but when one of the singers for RevCo actually came up to me and started grinding with me (actually putting his head quite close to my crotch)
i grabbed him ever so gently by the head and grinded into him while pulling up my wife beater just enough to give the crowd a peek at my torso...
what can i say? It was all in the name of entertainment!
and just so you guys know..
had i been dressed up in my finest punkslut gear
i would have taken frontstage and really showed those twentysomething yr old girls a thing or two
about busting out some moves
You can take the girl out of the strip clubs...
but ...
well... you can finish that one!
that was long!
did you manage to read the whole thing?
gotta motor..
xxoo Shelly
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