Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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I went to the church of Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings on Monday here in Edmonton....can I get an AMEN! That was the best soul-funk show I have ever seen. It was like the James Brown revue and Tina Turner all rolled into one, hot shit! I got pic of me drunk dancing on stage with Sharon...classy. I will upload when I get home.
_alice_:
hmmm, your journal entry looks strangely like mine... even down to the james brown comment... stop copying me!!!
tongue
_alice_:
i dunno, those boobs might have been pretty scary eeek

Monday Jun 13, 2005

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Hello porn fans...I am currently devouring every fresh fruit and veggy I have in the apartment as I am about to go on the road again for the rest of the week. I think will finish off diner with some grass and pine sap to create a fine butt plug so I won't have to do #2 while I'm away. Yes I know an interesting...
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_alice_:
grass and pine sap butt plug?
what have YOU been smoking!
it`s crack right, just like the stuff i`ve been smoking?
it`s almost 11:30, so you probably wouldn`t appreciate it if i called you back right now.
our thursday night bender is on!
do not embarass me, or i will kick you in the box!!!

Saturday May 07, 2005

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New Tattoo!!!! I am a happy sheepandduck. 4 hours in the chair....by the end I thought Karrie was tattooing right in my armpit. Of course they always leave the inside the arm work till the end. I still have another session to go so at the end off the month for filling in but check out the line work......hot shit!!!



Karrie (karriebomb.com) and the crew...
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_alice_:
no, no... i`m PROTECTING my forehead from the summer sun, duh whatever
you obviously need to get some sleep.
zzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz.
_alice_:
mad

Thursday May 05, 2005

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OK Ok, it's been a long time so an update is in order. I just got back from a conference in Banff, what a shit show. The hospitallity suite is my best friend! Three night back oto back of blurred vision, drunk ass apeaker dancing and of course random barely legal girl grinding has left me spent...a nap is in order.

Best of all though....one...
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_alice_:
pffft, reading is for losers.
now stop calling me at 3am!!!

Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

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3 more sleeps till my birthday and then there will be grinding.....muuhaaaaa
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_alice_:
UPDAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!
franceypanties:
Where you at motherfucker???????????????????

Sunday Mar 13, 2005

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Hello my fantastic biatches,

just returned from my week in Houston Tx. I was suppose to be there for a course but all I remember is drinking and eating....I can see why it's the fattest city in the US. Y'all eat HUGE..The sausage fingers are still haunting my dreams.

Kept out of trouble most of the time...just had a tazer gun pointed at me, mental...
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_alice_:
i thought about commenting on the gayness of his finely crafted italian leather shoes, but i was afraid he might do that horrible dance of his when he got back into town if i mentioned anything. better just to keep it to myself, i thought. perhaps it`s time for a piece of pie.
_alice_:
if you`re narrating your thoughts, wouldn`t you want to say 'i' instead of 'he'?
confused
tongue

Monday Feb 28, 2005

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OK It's offical...I didn't want to jinx it earlier but now I can safely say that I was able to make it through a weekend "grind" free.

It seems that the past couple of weekends random drunk women have benn found rubbin their asses against my crotch in rythmic movements. I know this doesn't sound like a real problem but it's frequency was starting to...
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_alice_:
you called me during my show yesterday..... again!
i`m starting to thing you`re doing it on purpose....
ARRR!!! ARRRR!
franceypanties:
Well ... maybe you should take active steps to ensure said crotch grinding does not happen again. I mean ... worn jeans??? Those damn things are expensive after all!!!!!

I'm thinking studs or spikes on the front of 'em .. except that in some parts that will only increase grinding action. That's it ... I'm outta ideas ... I haven't had my brain medicine yet today .. its a wonder I can function at all ... sigh .....

Saturday Feb 26, 2005

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Ok, Ok, here is another journal entry. Yeah I have not been to good about this stuff but national security demands that I keep my wereabouts on the hush, hush.

MMMMmmmmmm pie still good. There you go now you are all up to date.

As some would know I have been livin out of my suitcase for the past little while as work as taken...
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franceypanties:
Hey!!!!!! You can always have fun with your pie!!!!!!

Mmmm ... smoking blunts and drinking .. my kinda business trip!!!
_alice_:
pfffft

Saturday Jan 22, 2005

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MMMmmmmmmm, Pie Good. biggrin
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_alice_:
update your journal already!
how am i to stalk you if you don`t update your journal with locations and what not?
franceypanties:
Hey!!!!! Are you hiding??? Having fun with your pie still hey??? Yeah I know how that goes ....

Tuesday Jan 18, 2005

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BBBlllaahhh!!!! puke

Feel like shit...didn't sleep at all last night....work sucked


_alice_:
i have a hangover. i woke up at nathans house this morning at 8 with bite marks all over my arm. damn that bekah! she`s such a psycho when she drinks. none of us were sober enough to drive, so when i woke up i had to search for bekah. i found her in the only room that didn`t have a bed or a couch. freak.
puke

wanna go see a movie on friday, get drunk, and throw up again?

Monday Jan 17, 2005

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Back from a weekend boarding in Panorama B.C.

BALLS! it was cold, on the Saturday anyways...-32C in the morning for first tracks..the hottub was such sweet relief. Saw some of the worst tattoos though (my opinion)....Brand loyality goes to far when you tag a swoosh on for life.

The group on the bus ride up was soooooo lame. I think I got on the G...
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