Man, I'm so bored. Talking to the boy toy online and a friend at college. The learned people. I'm so fuckin' lazy.
Hmmm...I want a job at the Condom Revolution, why aren't they hiring? Bastards. Though I looked over their application. That make it sound like I have to have some sort of specialty in sex, like it's my major or something. Hey, if I own a dildo does that count???
Too bad I don't own one. *cries*
Hmmm...I want a job at the Condom Revolution, why aren't they hiring? Bastards. Though I looked over their application. That make it sound like I have to have some sort of specialty in sex, like it's my major or something. Hey, if I own a dildo does that count???
Too bad I don't own one. *cries*
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flinchtriplesix:
Condom Revolution? What kind of place is that? Souns like it may be an exciting job.
shebeastie:
Condom Revolution is a sex job. It's a nice one though, it's fuckin' clean and everything. They have penis water pistols for bachlorette parties! I just want the gun to freak people out on the street. "Hand over the cash lady or you get the dick!"