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shebari

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Ok, so I have been approached by IDstaffing, and they asked me if I would like to go along to one of their audtions for some promotions work. ''Great!'' I said, ''I would love to!''
It turns out, this promotions work is over the Summer at the festivals! How. Awesome! Now this sounds like my kinda gig. I was approached based on the modeling work I have done and submitted to this dear SG's site.
It sounds like to good a gig to not go along and auditon for. So I am going. The only thing is, I have to stand up and showcase a talent, or talk about myself or do a party trick or ANYTHING! I have a munite to do this, and I have to let my personality show through what ever it is I do. Now, the thing is....I have no talents! I can pose and model nude, but how on Earth do I sell my personality in a minute? What should I do? I can sing, but wont sing. I could recite a poem, but that would be pretty boring. I can't make balloon animals or tie cherry stalks in knots with my tongue....So what the hell should I do!!!??? Help me new found SG friends! Pleeeaaaasssseeeee, I'm so stuck with this one!
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beejai:
Put shoes on your hand and tapdance while doing a handstand. Or...

Floss your nose with spaghetti. (Must I really explain this?) Or...

Drink an entire bottle of syrup in one gulp. Or...

Balance a chair on your chin, and then send it spinning. Or...

Dress up as Princess Lea and pretend you're Dr Spock. Or...

I'm sure whatever you come up with will be better than any ideas I might have. wink
Feb 1, 2012
autrum:
what about a humorous monologue?
you could talk about the funny weird conceptions people have about alternative people in general or reactions to nude modeling?
Feb 1, 2012

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