Today was my first day as a paraprofessional (basically a teacher's assistant) and besides my feet hurting like a som-mo-bitch I had a freakin blast. I have 11 kids to watch over and they are awesome! This one kid named Josh is OBSESSED with Harry Potter and consiquently, Daniel Radcliff. He told me that his sister is in love with him and can talk of nothing else, and that he is now in a european prison because he was drinking, eating, and driving at the same time. lol THAT, and we also have this one kid named, Marvin who is more "demanding" in the way that someone ALWAYS has to be by him, or help him stay in his seat, otherwise he'll try to leave the classroom. Well, at one point Marvin broke free of one of the helpers and Josh yells in a thick, southern accent, "Kwu-ick! Git Mar-vin! He's escapin' the Cham-ber of Secrets!!!" Haha! Then, as if in unison... all the other kids followed Josh's Pursuit of Marvin like a herd or gaggle or whatever you want to call ... of Pigmeys, clutching their sharpened pencils in their little fists, and proceeded to capture their prey. They are too fun.
rasberi:
what a job! sounds fun 
jenbat:
dude that sounds so awesome! im sooo glad you have fun kids and not a horde of demon spawn ! oha nd that pic you posted me is fuckin sweet! where'd you find?