That time of the fucking year again!!!
Its not that I hate Xmas or anything like that. But fuck me, its already that time of the year again!!! Which means Xmas shopping! And when youve got kids, Xmas shopping is a fucking nightmare
Yeah, yeah, I can hear people out there calling me Scrooge. But honestly thats not the case! These days, its not just a case of going out and getting the latest gadget for a four year old and a two year old, or finding the most educational toy man has ever created, so that your little Einstein can flourish.
These days it simply means trying to find a toy that doesnt have a lead content of 97%, or isnt made out of some toxic shite thats capable of causing major health problems for those wee "things" that youre programmed to love (once youve got them).
Add to that problem the fact that, a lot of these TOXIC TOYS appear to be coming from China, and guess what!? Youre fucked
Why? Because virtually all of the toys out there come from China!!
So how the fuck are you supposed to do it, because obviously, they dont advertise on the box that the toy is made from a bag of toxic shite, do they ?
And not all of the toys from China are toxic!! 
What it means is that Xmas shopping becomes a major pain in the arse. It means spending more time than you would probably ever want to, in fucking toy shops!! Trying to find something that was made in Europe, which still doesnt guarantee its going to be safe!!
Now its time to take a deep, deep breath. Put on the Flak Vest, shin pads and donn the helmet, because its like going into battle.
There will be a shit load of Mum and Dads, Grans And Grandads, Aunts and Uncles and God Parents out there, also prepared for the annual "Toyshop Rugby Match"(Maybe I need to get a kilt and some bagpipes...thatll clear out Toys R US )
Happy Shopping
Its not that I hate Xmas or anything like that. But fuck me, its already that time of the year again!!! Which means Xmas shopping! And when youve got kids, Xmas shopping is a fucking nightmare
Yeah, yeah, I can hear people out there calling me Scrooge. But honestly thats not the case! These days, its not just a case of going out and getting the latest gadget for a four year old and a two year old, or finding the most educational toy man has ever created, so that your little Einstein can flourish.
These days it simply means trying to find a toy that doesnt have a lead content of 97%, or isnt made out of some toxic shite thats capable of causing major health problems for those wee "things" that youre programmed to love (once youve got them).
Add to that problem the fact that, a lot of these TOXIC TOYS appear to be coming from China, and guess what!? Youre fucked
Why? Because virtually all of the toys out there come from China!!So how the fuck are you supposed to do it, because obviously, they dont advertise on the box that the toy is made from a bag of toxic shite, do they ?
And not all of the toys from China are toxic!! What it means is that Xmas shopping becomes a major pain in the arse. It means spending more time than you would probably ever want to, in fucking toy shops!! Trying to find something that was made in Europe, which still doesnt guarantee its going to be safe!!
Now its time to take a deep, deep breath. Put on the Flak Vest, shin pads and donn the helmet, because its like going into battle.
There will be a shit load of Mum and Dads, Grans And Grandads, Aunts and Uncles and God Parents out there, also prepared for the annual "Toyshop Rugby Match"(Maybe I need to get a kilt and some bagpipes...thatll clear out Toys R US )Happy Shopping