Your bones and joints make so much noise when you move other people complain.
the cute girl at work gives you her phone number (completely unsolicited, mind you)...but then you find out you had a crush on her mother in high school.
You get distracted twice in the same room, put your drink down to do something else and lose your drink...both times. I just found yesterday's about two hours ago. *smh*
matoushka:
gosh! I laughed a lot when reading about the cute girl... :') :') :')