I WON!!!!
Okay, here's the story.
There is a girl that i've been carrying a torch for, for a little while now, but nothing was ever gunna happen, she'd flirt and string me along, and i enjoyed the time i spent with her, always hoping for a little more. Now, the group all goes to see a concert in the big city of Calgary, and my buddies brother in law comes a long, and the girl absolutely loves him and is trying desparately to get into his pants. After some very very obvious signals that she would be an easy lay, he imediatly gets a call from one of his friends that a girl he is interested in is at a party, resulting in him leaving Denny's as quick as he can to go see her, thus dropping the girl of my dreams into a pit of sadness. Flash forward to today and we're discussing another trip to a differnet city and i bring up this boy toy she wants so badly and she sez, "If i wanna pick somebody up, i'm going to pick them up, no if and or buts about it!" and storms out of the house to have a smoke.
I now have no desire to have any kind of a close or intimate relationship with her.
I don't know why. And the only feeling i have is I Fucking Won.
I don't know why i won, i don't know what i won, but i fucking won.
I am George Chuvalo and she is Ali.
I may not have her as a girlfriend, but i won the fight.
I'm gunna dream of dancing Gorillas in superman capes tonight.
Okay, here's the story.
There is a girl that i've been carrying a torch for, for a little while now, but nothing was ever gunna happen, she'd flirt and string me along, and i enjoyed the time i spent with her, always hoping for a little more. Now, the group all goes to see a concert in the big city of Calgary, and my buddies brother in law comes a long, and the girl absolutely loves him and is trying desparately to get into his pants. After some very very obvious signals that she would be an easy lay, he imediatly gets a call from one of his friends that a girl he is interested in is at a party, resulting in him leaving Denny's as quick as he can to go see her, thus dropping the girl of my dreams into a pit of sadness. Flash forward to today and we're discussing another trip to a differnet city and i bring up this boy toy she wants so badly and she sez, "If i wanna pick somebody up, i'm going to pick them up, no if and or buts about it!" and storms out of the house to have a smoke.
I now have no desire to have any kind of a close or intimate relationship with her.
I don't know why. And the only feeling i have is I Fucking Won.
I don't know why i won, i don't know what i won, but i fucking won.
I am George Chuvalo and she is Ali.
I may not have her as a girlfriend, but i won the fight.
I'm gunna dream of dancing Gorillas in superman capes tonight.
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beledi:
Well, the ones I know a lot about are all in Mexico/Texas enjoying the warm weather right now the bastards
beledi:
Likely. They don't appreciate a damn thing I do for them