shamunda

You know what's funny...these folks in Texas don't even drink PBR! We don't serve it at my bar at all! All they drink is budlite and millerlite...which is funny, because I'm pretty sure all the rest of the time they're stuffing their fat little gullets with all kinds of ridiculously fattening food. Texas really is the fattest state in the union. Trying to find a regular girl size at wal-mart is like...well...it's fucking impossible. I finally had to go to the little boy section to find a sweatshirt that wasn't an xxl or something.

My budget won't allow for the amstel light and my alcoholism won't allow for the whiskey when trying to be social...so I'm stuck with the miller lite. The other day, I even bought myself a six pack of lonestar light...mostly cuz I thought it was funny.

Jenkies!!!!!!!