shamrock

this evening, i was feeling a little hungry. so i go to my fridge, open and find some rancid milk, and a beer. after looking on for a few moments, i decided to check the crisper, for some hidden jewel of deliciousness. i bent over wrestled and pulled it open and found nothing. before i could be disapointed, a full half gallon of rum fell off the top of the fridge and landed on my head, then shattered on the floor. after the stars faded i desperatly tried to salvage the booze. not much luck though. now ive got a headache.