1) you're gay
2) my husband is so fucking hot
3) you're gonna live at ft stewart for friggin 3 months, ew
4) I miss you and so does my mom
5) I have been showing pictures of you to dolly to refresh her memory
6) I just drank a medium double double and realized it would have tasted better if I had made you pick it up for me
You are gorgeous
2) my husband is so fucking hot
3) you're gonna live at ft stewart for friggin 3 months, ew
4) I miss you and so does my mom
5) I have been showing pictures of you to dolly to refresh her memory
6) I just drank a medium double double and realized it would have tasted better if I had made you pick it up for me