shafter_wasco

-so i'm told that my house is dirty and messy and falling to shit without my nazi presence. six more days and there will be massive reaming. also, i kill.

-rain is dumb. ants are dumb. cold is dumb. i am dumb. tv is dumb. the internet is dumb. home is dumb. everything is dumb. i am bored. i am sure that this is how i'm going to die. extreme boredom will drive me to the point of insanity (not very far from it right now) and i will drown in a bowl of cereal.

-so i was very bored and decided i wanted to go sledding.
"hold it, mark. where are you gonna go sledding in the middle of san jose?"
"quiet, smarter and more practical side of innerself."
i'll just sled down the stairs on a card table.
better get ready for sledding


things didn't run quite as fun as i thought.

that is an actual action shot from the camera's random spit snapping.

in retrospect, it was a bad idea as my left knee, left arm, right wrist, and chin, all felt the momentum of the crash pretty hard. this is why i should not be left alone at any time.