this is what happens when i'm alone. a rack of ribs for breakfast.
and a banana. and milk. milk's my friend.
this also happens when i'm alone.
i get a hold of a blowdryer. check out that volume. shafter wasco: 1. gravity: 0.
-man, i haven't woken up in the AM in a while. you mean i get to see 5 hours of daylight? wild.
-i hope chris didn't go back to san diego yet, haha. cuz i was hopin that he'd be my ride. better call him.
-by staying in this house, i feel obligated to do things with my parents when they ask, even though it's not like them and i know they're "excited" about stuff because they want to try to win me back on their side after realizing that they think they blew it and let me be too independent. i'm happy with how i turned out and i'd wish they grant me respect for doing so. my mom, especially, will never be satisfied.
back to the "doing things with my parents" part, i take a particular joy in defeating my parents in various games of their choosing that they think they're the shit at. my mom; scrabble. my dad; risk, stratego, axis & allies, other strategy games. my dad will ream me in chess, though. i've only beaten him once, when i was 13. never since.
-i am not happy in this house. i need to leave.
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and a banana. and milk. milk's my friend.
this also happens when i'm alone.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
i get a hold of a blowdryer. check out that volume. shafter wasco: 1. gravity: 0.
-man, i haven't woken up in the AM in a while. you mean i get to see 5 hours of daylight? wild.
-i hope chris didn't go back to san diego yet, haha. cuz i was hopin that he'd be my ride. better call him.
-by staying in this house, i feel obligated to do things with my parents when they ask, even though it's not like them and i know they're "excited" about stuff because they want to try to win me back on their side after realizing that they think they blew it and let me be too independent. i'm happy with how i turned out and i'd wish they grant me respect for doing so. my mom, especially, will never be satisfied.
back to the "doing things with my parents" part, i take a particular joy in defeating my parents in various games of their choosing that they think they're the shit at. my mom; scrabble. my dad; risk, stratego, axis & allies, other strategy games. my dad will ream me in chess, though. i've only beaten him once, when i was 13. never since.
-i am not happy in this house. i need to leave.
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ambrosio:
That coifurre is THE SHIT. Seriously. I wish I could pull that off, but I'm getting too old and losing too much.
ambrosio:
As much as I love the 70s, I couldn't go back. Too much to look forward to from here. [smiles] Thanks, though.