My feet are not symmetrical. I discovered this along time ago and drilled my mother on the subject. She said it was a genetic trait but when I looked at my sister`s feet, they were symmetrical.
Old ladies wearing black trenchcoats with a fur-trimmed hoods on hot spring days frighten me. I want to run up to them and inquire softly in their ear as to why they`re wearing that coat. Bundled so tightly in multiply layers of clothing when I am walking by briskly in flipflops and a t-shirt. I also want to fondle their neck, perhaps that is wrong. Bad. Should not think thoughts like that.
I'm going to Vancouver.
How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a pool?
Hey you! Get out of the pool!
Old ladies wearing black trenchcoats with a fur-trimmed hoods on hot spring days frighten me. I want to run up to them and inquire softly in their ear as to why they`re wearing that coat. Bundled so tightly in multiply layers of clothing when I am walking by briskly in flipflops and a t-shirt. I also want to fondle their neck, perhaps that is wrong. Bad. Should not think thoughts like that.
I'm going to Vancouver.
How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a pool?
Hey you! Get out of the pool!
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i tried to fondle an old ladies neck once... she bit me... and then her teeth came outta her dentures got stuck in my arm and pulled right outta her head.