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photo shoot? everything. nature is good because it doesn't get away. still lifes are kinda dull, but you never know. it's been a while since I've done people.

i've been focusing more on painting.

well right now I'm at Washington University, but have spent forever and a half at UMSL.

You would so love Pig Destroyer.

The Pillsbury Doughboy Died

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens
of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth,
the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and many others. The graveside was
piled high in flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who
"never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with many turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty
old man, he was a roll model to millions. Doughboy is
survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two
children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at
350 for about twenty minutes.



HAHAHAHAHAHA IM ASICK PUPPIE

yeah ok another update....ebolarama and i went to a pool hall with a bunch of friends everyone but him and anthor girl got drunk me to he is sucj a nice guy my friends all got emotional cuz of a death... onepuke everywhere !!!! onkenny my bathroom herself..ebloa didnt even flinch! lol i owehim for tonight! after everyone left my sis ex called can more drama stupid bastard imgonna shoot the fuck........THANK YOU RYAN !!!!!!

http://69.89.69.2:8000/ this is a shout castthanks mounds ... thanks darrel... life goes on with out some of the greats and apparently poems are more than appropriete

That poem hits home. A little while ago I learned my ex-girlfriend had moved on. I got drunk and threw the trash cans in the yard. Word of advice, dont do that. The lawn looked like a small zoo of woodland creatures in the morning.

P.S. Don't try and pet a squirrel, one bit me. I think he liked it.

thats beautiful!

hire me for a vid.... i'ma wonderful actor

me thinks nibbleG has the right answer

How much?

Well then......

ok guys its early mon sick scared and horny my kids had a great time for samhain!!!! yay hona was a lady bug and jak was a faerie princess well i hope to be on tuesady or wednesday if i feel good ..... hope you all had a good samhain.. halloweenn for the rest.... bye

Good luck, hun!

wow....that totally sucks...

hope you get better soon.

Seven sixteenths of one inch:



That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

haha, sounds fun! how did the weekend go?

Hey you....

My b-day is comming up, can you and Shadow come out to play? The party is gonna be at the club Monday the 25th.

Holy shit! I'm so sorry. Are you ok, besides the sholder that is? How is everyone else that was with you? Hope they are ok.

Still going to Archon? I hope so, I've been really looking forward to meeting you.
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