shadeofgrey

Latest plans of world domination:

Put Pauly Shore back on television
Eat 4000+ calories a day
Steal candy from a baby
Purchase 3'x3' counter top
Sacrifice a rubber chicken to a dark power
Promote the consumption of beef instead of tofu
construct a giant death ray on mars and point it at the earth
remove born on dates from beer
change all toilets to beday's without telling anyone