Fuck a Taxi!
So i almost got run over today in the bike lane on my skateboard by a fucking taxi.
I fucked my ankle up but it isn't anything major.
Why are cab drives all insane?
If cab drivers weren't insane, we'd miss viable opportunities to participate in our own personal Frogger remake. Additonally, the vast supply of organs harvested from those who are casualties of said Cab Drivers save lives. Thus, by elimnating mental illness in Cab employees, we're hurting more than ourselves- we're disregarding the chance to provide valuable services to those waiting on the Donor List.
True story.