Ok, I normally dont do these but I cant sleep and Im bored so if you want steal to occupy some time cause I stole to do the same.Im into the 7 sins so here goes
.:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?: This fuck from work that was supposed to order me some parts that HE forgot to pack. So I send him an email asking for them at around lunch. Well he phones me back at like 1700 and tells me to order them through Technical Support because Ill have better luck than he will. Well thanks for telling me at close of business because I need them on overnight FedEx delivery. You fucking white collar bitch. If I was there in person Id bitch slap you. Not like I actually said that but thats what I was thinking.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Oh what a great question. Well by default its the SAW (squad automatic weapon) because I was a SAW gunner in the Army for almost my entire 6 and years. It is a lightweight, gas-operated, one-man-portable automatic weapon capable of delivering a large volume of effective fire at ranges up to 800 meters. Two M249s are issued per infantry squad. It is scheduled to replace the M60 7.62 medium machine gun in certain units.
Caliber: 5.56 mm
Weight: 16.5 lbs
Max effective range: 1000 m (area target) 600 m (point target)
Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: If situation permits but she would have to do something pretty fucked up to make me do that.
4. How about of the same sex?: Of course, only if they break some certain ground rules. Like if you insult me to a matter that I will lose face if I walk away then its on. If you pick a fight with a friend of mine that is obviously not agreeing or in a position to fight back with you, then its on. If I see you hit a girl no matter who what when where it is, then its on.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Nancy, I have no one to get angry with me except for those who mean the most in my life.
6. What are your pet peeves?: Unfinished smoldering cigarette butts. Stupid ppl, Stupid actions, and stupid ppl that do stupid actions.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Ive been known to hold a grudge but it depends on who and why I have that grudge.
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: Honestly and I hope you dont think lesser of me but floss. I try once a day but sometimes I shrug it off for a day too.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Ive woken up at pretty much anytime of the day or night. Just a week ago I slet for close to 20 hrs straight with a few wake ups. It all depends, I dont sleep much so sometimes it builds up and I can sleep forever. When I was in Iraq I had a severe manic episode and at the peak I was given Zyprexa, well I slept for over 30 hours straight at that point.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Nancy, not by my choice but she was supposed to call days ago but cant find a pay phone yea, ok your in the United States, even when I was in Iraq I had access to a payphone within a day. So I call BULLSHIT more like lack of effort but dont worry it just helps me push you out of my mind that much more. Actually to think of it I really dont want you to call if I dont need ok know you miss me because that doesnt help me feel any better about this. All that does is give me a false hope of maybe it can work. So if you know in your heart that it will never work and you could never come to work it out with me then frankly I dont want to hear from you. Not entirely, I mean we can share emails and PR messages but if your not interested in getting back together than I cant do it, Im sorry but youve made me hurt to much as it is. But if you feel genuine in that there is a possibility then let me know, but dont play with me on this.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I was buying some parts at home Depot. (my supervisor called the other day and I was still in bed. He was asking me why I wasnt on site yet.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?): No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Shit like March, so sad since I was forced for 6 and yrs.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: ROFL it was a bad day but about 4
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Iced Mocha Latte
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: If you aint white you aint right. Purely to meat of course
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Damn dont even remember. I used to be a horrible binge drinker and from what I can recall it was 3x40oz plus a few single beers at A PARTY PLUS AT LEAST A 2OZ6 at home.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: yes, I always have, yea ok call be A BITCH
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Hmmmmm either
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? dont even know where this question is going but NO!: Hell No
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.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/
family)?: Fuck, no idea, Id say 50
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/
family)?: same answer
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: lol all the time but Im slick and just glance
4. Have you "done it"?: IT? You mean puking on the breasts of another member of the opposite sex? Bahaha Yea Ive tried it and done it I guess
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: small of back or the dip near the hip and breast
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes, Oklahoma
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Not had to but have by choice.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Best Buy
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: By a helicopter
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Of course
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Not many. Like 60 songs
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?: Ft Wainwright Soldier of the Quarter
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: Just joined the US.
Army
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Die happily
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: not at all
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: My job
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Money
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: My wife Nancy
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Henry Rollins
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: of course
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Brown skin
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: No
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: Sex, oh thats not a sin? Ummmmm lust
.:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?: This fuck from work that was supposed to order me some parts that HE forgot to pack. So I send him an email asking for them at around lunch. Well he phones me back at like 1700 and tells me to order them through Technical Support because Ill have better luck than he will. Well thanks for telling me at close of business because I need them on overnight FedEx delivery. You fucking white collar bitch. If I was there in person Id bitch slap you. Not like I actually said that but thats what I was thinking.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Oh what a great question. Well by default its the SAW (squad automatic weapon) because I was a SAW gunner in the Army for almost my entire 6 and years. It is a lightweight, gas-operated, one-man-portable automatic weapon capable of delivering a large volume of effective fire at ranges up to 800 meters. Two M249s are issued per infantry squad. It is scheduled to replace the M60 7.62 medium machine gun in certain units.
Caliber: 5.56 mm
Weight: 16.5 lbs
Max effective range: 1000 m (area target) 600 m (point target)
Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: If situation permits but she would have to do something pretty fucked up to make me do that.
4. How about of the same sex?: Of course, only if they break some certain ground rules. Like if you insult me to a matter that I will lose face if I walk away then its on. If you pick a fight with a friend of mine that is obviously not agreeing or in a position to fight back with you, then its on. If I see you hit a girl no matter who what when where it is, then its on.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Nancy, I have no one to get angry with me except for those who mean the most in my life.
6. What are your pet peeves?: Unfinished smoldering cigarette butts. Stupid ppl, Stupid actions, and stupid ppl that do stupid actions.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Ive been known to hold a grudge but it depends on who and why I have that grudge.
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: Honestly and I hope you dont think lesser of me but floss. I try once a day but sometimes I shrug it off for a day too.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Ive woken up at pretty much anytime of the day or night. Just a week ago I slet for close to 20 hrs straight with a few wake ups. It all depends, I dont sleep much so sometimes it builds up and I can sleep forever. When I was in Iraq I had a severe manic episode and at the peak I was given Zyprexa, well I slept for over 30 hours straight at that point.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Nancy, not by my choice but she was supposed to call days ago but cant find a pay phone yea, ok your in the United States, even when I was in Iraq I had access to a payphone within a day. So I call BULLSHIT more like lack of effort but dont worry it just helps me push you out of my mind that much more. Actually to think of it I really dont want you to call if I dont need ok know you miss me because that doesnt help me feel any better about this. All that does is give me a false hope of maybe it can work. So if you know in your heart that it will never work and you could never come to work it out with me then frankly I dont want to hear from you. Not entirely, I mean we can share emails and PR messages but if your not interested in getting back together than I cant do it, Im sorry but youve made me hurt to much as it is. But if you feel genuine in that there is a possibility then let me know, but dont play with me on this.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I was buying some parts at home Depot. (my supervisor called the other day and I was still in bed. He was asking me why I wasnt on site yet.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?): No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Shit like March, so sad since I was forced for 6 and yrs.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: ROFL it was a bad day but about 4
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Iced Mocha Latte
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: If you aint white you aint right. Purely to meat of course
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Damn dont even remember. I used to be a horrible binge drinker and from what I can recall it was 3x40oz plus a few single beers at A PARTY PLUS AT LEAST A 2OZ6 at home.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: yes, I always have, yea ok call be A BITCH
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Hmmmmm either
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? dont even know where this question is going but NO!: Hell No
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.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/
family)?: Fuck, no idea, Id say 50
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/
family)?: same answer
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: lol all the time but Im slick and just glance
4. Have you "done it"?: IT? You mean puking on the breasts of another member of the opposite sex? Bahaha Yea Ive tried it and done it I guess
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: small of back or the dip near the hip and breast
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes, Oklahoma
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Not had to but have by choice.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Best Buy
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: By a helicopter
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Of course
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Not many. Like 60 songs
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?: Ft Wainwright Soldier of the Quarter
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: Just joined the US.
Army
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Die happily
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: not at all
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: My job
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Money
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: My wife Nancy
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Henry Rollins
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: of course
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Brown skin
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: No
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: Sex, oh thats not a sin? Ummmmm lust
oh yeah you're right...i always forget....girls rule and boys drool
sorry....i kid....guys are lucky in a multitude of other ways, so we get this one little thing that far too few of us can do it anyway
women as the root of evil? what evil? every major religious text written by men seems to think so but if you look closely at life our best collective evil is usually passive aggressiveness...there are some rare super b*tches, but on the whole we don't get the power and political/religious/social influence to do much else...