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Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

Aug 31, 2005
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OK, so I am driving home from work on Monday evening. I hear a funny hissing noise coming from underneath my car. I go through a roundabout, and then hear a clunk. All of a sudden, my usually quiet (heh heh) car is louder than the Daytona 500. This pisses me off a bit coz I am tying to sell it. Theres a long stretch in front of me and no cars. So I gun it.

Lights start flashing behind me.

I stop, and a power tripping old female cop runs up to the car, saying that I like to be heard, and she expected me to be 16. I bite my tongue. Then she starts on how she didnt get my speed reading but she could do me for dangerous driving because she was standing with an old lady who heard my car and she almost had a heart attack. How am I responsible for someone who is probably half dead anyway, and a faulty heart? Its all shit.

Anyways, she couldnt do a thing to me, so I got quite cocky, and was telling her that I disagree with every single thing thats coming out of that haggard mouth. Then she trys to be all freindly and concerned for my safety.

I flipped her off as I drove away while making he most noise I could. ARRR!!!

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